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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    I promise you boo-boo. (Kevin Hart voice)
     
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    Mmm, warm brandy and cloves and cinnamon. Smells like Christmas up in this bitch.
     
    #482 Roxanne, Sep 24, 2011
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    Go fuck yourself. It's a good thing I started drinking this afternoon. This course of events requires crunkage.

    Mission Drink All The Wine is Brooklyn was a success I tried like, 30 different kinds of wine. Now to a work initiation party tonight. Tomorrow will probably be full of regrets.
     
    #483 MoreCowbell, Sep 24, 2011
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    I have. He's definitely that guy.


    Also....yeah. the unfucking process is a bit convoluted.
     
    #484 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    The Sox will almost certainly make the playoffs, and none of this will matter. (2005 Cardinals nod sagely).

    STILL.

    It's funny to see people get all twisted up about it. Also it's great to see Montero put in work.
     
    #485 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    What's your position of choice? I'm half curious out of nosiness, and half curious because you're like 6'7, right?
     
    #486 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    I am officially making the prediction that JUST about the time you really start to dig the new guy super super bad, Previous Guy will unfuck his situation, therefore fucking your situation.
     
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  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Isn't that why threesome were invented in the first place?
     
    #488 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    I think his silence means he's fucking Futurewife.
     
    #489 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    We can wait 3 minutes and 17 seconds to find out
     
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    I'm expecting.that. waitign.to.see what happens.
     
    #491 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
  12. Nom Chompsky

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    Can we make fun of him until then? Because I have five bucks that says his go-to move is Clumsily Attempt Something From Porn.
     
    #492 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    I'll take you up on that. I actually suspect that he's damn good. All those years of staying awake from the cocaine have to pay off somehow.
     
    #493 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
  14. Nom Chompsky

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    Book it.

    Does anybody have Futurewife's email?
     
    #494 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    I'm not that mean.
     
    #495 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
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    I've just started watching 'Community.' 5 episodes in, and I'm wondering why I haven't done so a lot earlier.

    And JUST when I've lost all faith in network television...
     
    #496 Rob4Broncos, Sep 24, 2011
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    Bar non, best sex position is with her on her back, legs over your shoulders. Pound that shit like you're mining for oil.

    Deep penetration, can grab her ass or tits for handlebars, and apparently it feels good to the woman as well.
     
    #497 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 24, 2011
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    That right there is the problem. You mean I get to be bent in half, have no leverage physically AND have my cervix slammed while you jackhammer away? No thanks.
     
    #498 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    Nonsense. Nom already covered it, 6 pages ago.

    It's like riding a horse, except a lot more fun.
     
    #499 Rob4Broncos, Sep 24, 2011
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    I have been honest.
     
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