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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    This might actually be my #1 position.

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    #521 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
  2. hooker

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    And I bet those lips could suck the poison right out.
     
    #522 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  3. TX.

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    I'm a fan of kicking the dude in the balls "accidentally".
     
    #523 TX., Sep 24, 2011
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    I live in an apartment. No room for homemade beer. Sad face.
     
    #524 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Cowgirl is cool...unless you have no rhythm. Which kinda sucks. There's nothing worse than trying to deal with somebody jerking on top of you like they just got tazered, and that goes both way.

    Belllllliiiiie dat.
     
    #525 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    do you have a closet you can fit a 5 gallon bucket of cider in? I'm trying to help ya. For realz.
     
    #526 jakeblues, Sep 24, 2011
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    Shoes or beer. Shoes or beer. Hrmmmmm.
     
    #527 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    I'm not familiar with that position.
     
    #528 GTE, Sep 24, 2011
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    MoreCowbell deserves a finger in the ass tonight.


    Just saying.
     
    #529 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    Trufus.
     
    #530 BrianH, Sep 24, 2011
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    Dollar beers and baseball. I'm classy tonight.
     
    #531 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    Wiat- you need RHYTHEM to do the sex good?

    Goddamn it.
     
    #532 Blue Dog, Sep 24, 2011
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    So... this happened this week. Don't put your shoes in a bag without the lights on.


    Will there be a prize?
     

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    Noted. Like I said I've been honest.
     
    #534 shimmered, Sep 24, 2011
  15. Nom Chompsky

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    Don't you date a latina? Bet she's salsa-ing your southern ass into a sweaty coma nightly.
     
    #535 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    Umm...my boyfriend needs to pick up my ass soon. Because I am watching this game and getting depressed. And drunk.
     
    #536 TX., Sep 24, 2011
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    My husband hates my pink hair. Why am I not surprised?
     
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    Pics or it didn't happen.
     
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    Hair pics? I think that would be lame, no?
     
    #539 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    No.
     
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