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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    Never
     
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  2. hooker

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    Bullshit. Tits and ass are fun. Hair - not so much.
     
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    But here's a closeup. It's pretty pink. I kinda love it though.

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    I promise it won't look that ridiculous once it's properly styled. I have the Victoria Beckham graduated cut, and it looks like shit when it's not done. I didn't style it when I washed the dye out, because I'm only sitting at home drinking dollar beers.
     
    #543 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  4. Revengeofthenerds

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    Black and milds now come with a wooden tip, instead of the plastic one.

    I guess that's so I feel less ghetto?
     
    #544 Revengeofthenerds, Sep 24, 2011
  5. BrianH

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    You're the one who stopped giving up with sweet titty shots, missy.
     
    #545 BrianH, Sep 24, 2011
  6. hooker

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    Because I turned into a cry baby about being called fat.

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    #546 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    If I ever meet Poopourri, I'm going to drown him in a 1:1 mix of orange juice and battery acid.
     
    #547 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    Fair enough. I had to change my avatar after Ballsack called me a "limp dicked retarded faggot" or something like that.
     
    #548 BrianH, Sep 24, 2011
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    Yeah, I can see how hearing that from him might really ruin your self image.
     
    #549 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    Yeah, but 'fat' is just about the worst thing you could call a girl. Calling her a cunt to her face isn't as bad as calling her fat.
     
    #550 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    And besides... Scootah had deleted the best titty picture from the mix by accident. The rest were boring anyway.
     
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  12. Nom Chompsky

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    I thought your other avatar was pretty fucking baller.
     
    #552 Nom Chompsky, Sep 24, 2011
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    Good luck convincing this crowd that any titty pic is boring.
     
    #553 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    True. But.. let me be clear about this. I am carrying some junk in the trunk.
     
    #554 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    So make a correction and post another interesting one.

    And be quick about it!
     
    #555 BrianH, Sep 24, 2011
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    1. I don't see it, given the pics you've posted.

    2. You have nearly perfect tits. If you have perfect tits, it forgives most everything else.
     
    #556 Dcc001, Sep 24, 2011
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    Change your avatar, you fag!
     
    #557 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
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    It had a time limit anyways. I'm not one to have a picture of myself floating around the internet, even if it is 140x140 pixel and the side of my face.

    And Ballsack hurt my feelings when he called my fiancee's ring "piss yellow".
     
    #558 BrianH, Sep 24, 2011
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    Dcc, you're too kind. I am thick and perfect tits forgives nothing.

    Also... my tits are kinda crappy now. I lost a bit (see also: a lot) of weight, so they're not nearly as perky and full.
     
    #559 hooker, Sep 24, 2011
  20. hotwheelz

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    You're not fat, you're gorgeouth!
     
    #560 hotwheelz, Sep 24, 2011
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