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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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    Beer Number Third. I can't believe this. I am actually impaired by what is considered the warmup-to-the-pregame by my coworkers. This is terrible.
     
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    I have to say, I'm not always a fan of this books, but Stephen King's "On Writing" is a fantastic resource. Definitely worth a purchase.
     
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    It's OK, you'll get back into it. I'm giving my body a break after last weekend, it'd be nice to only need three to feel good.
     
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    My eyes are swimmy. RUM!
     
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    I'm getting tipsy in front of the new room mate. He can't tell because he hardly knows what alcohol is. I guess I have to slowly amp up my alcohol use in front of him to get him properly adjusted to drunk Americans.
     
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    Bewildered's ass, mya's tits, Hooker's tits...

    This whole thread has been one big "go on, please."
     
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    So how is living with Omegaham?

    But seriously. You need to get your roommate drunk. It's the Christian thing to do.
     
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    Is he from a country that ends in "Stan?"
     
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    so much talk so little follow through.
     
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    This is the poor dude who was my conversation partner and had a breakdown in front of me this past spring. He told me a horror story (to him) about how back home, his friend got drunk and had sex with a girl (taboo). I was like eh whatever, but knowing that, the last thing I need to do with this poor boy is feed him liquor.

    He's a Saudi.
     
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    If there aren't any jets and tall buildings around I say go for it.

    Though if you can convince him that drinks and/or sex aren't bad things the world will probably be a better place.
     
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    Step one is getting him to eat bacon. Convincing him that having consensual sex with a willing partner is okay is step 50? His mom got married at 12. He's super nice, very intelligent, and accepts the majority of our culture, but that being said.... he's just from a different world.
     
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    Riiiiight?
     
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    Pot brownies.

    Roommate made them last night, apparently the most potent ones he ever made. An inch by inch square fucked him up for about 14 hours.

    We shall see, roommate. We shall see.
     
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    Now there's an idea, Bewildered.
     
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    We're watching Breaking Bad and I'm explaining to him what meth is, as well as some other misc drugs. Baby steps.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Step 1 will lead very very easily to all the rest. Trust me. I used to be a good muslim in my early teenage years. Then I accidentally had bacon once. I began doubting my religion soon after. Within about 2 years I decided I was an atheist. I ate so much bacon that day, and never looked back.
     
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    Kumail >>

     
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    Haha. "Is that an alcoholic beverage?"

    Why yes, yes it is.

    "Do your parents know?"

    Yup. I'm legal. Wanna see my liquor cabinet?
     
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