Apparently drinking liquor with crystal light doesn't allow me to get past "a bit tipsy." I'm peeing this stuff out too fast. I need to switch to beers or something. Is it ghetto to put ice in beer? It's all warm and stuff!
I have always wanted to buy a bulk jar of cheese puffs. But I have never done so. I'm sure the cashiers look at you with a mixed sense of jealousy and condescension that morphs into full blown disgust.
Zai yangshuo ma? Wo zui de xi huan yang shuo dan shi ni de pin yin tai bu hao le! Cao ni ma. Cao ni ma de bi!!! I'm in a weird mood.
After reading a majority of tonight's drunk thread, I've periodically checked the boobie thread and...
FUCKIGN SKUNK IN MY SHED I have thrown a garden trowell, a ball pean hammer and a plastic pot at this thing through the open door and he WON'T LEAVE. Instead he keeps trying to rip thegarbage open. Fucker. I'm going out there right now and if his beady eyes are still glistening when the door opens, I javelining the rake right at his face. It's not fair you can't appraoch these little bastards like any other pest.
And here I was thinking I was the only naked guy on Skype thinking about killing hajis now. On second thought, that might have been a really bad joke. I didn't mean anything by it, just thought the image might have been funny.