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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    #701 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
  2. bewildered

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    yall are so crjuel to rfnmr.
     
    #702 bewildered, Sep 25, 2011
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    Yeah, I've got the recording.

    Now what, exactly, should I do with it?
     
    #703 hotwheelz, Sep 25, 2011
  4. Backroom

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    Just watched my first 5 episodes of Jersey Shore. It's like The Real World for people who thought GED classes were master's programs.
     
    #704 Backroom, Sep 25, 2011
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    What the hell happened in here? I spend one weekend without getting drunk and this happens? I am depressed.
     
    #705 Noland, Sep 25, 2011
  6. hooker

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    Axe throwing league today! Hipsters and PBR, I'm ready for you!
     
    #706 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  7. Juice

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    Wow you are so fucking Canadian.
     
    #707 Juice, Sep 25, 2011
  8. hooker

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    Because I'm in an axe throwing league? Maybe I just have anger management problems!
     
    #708 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
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    Don't know the photographers name, but I'm damn sure the woman in your avatar is a British tv presenter called Davina McCall. She's most famous over here for presenting 'Big Brother'. Could be wrong.
     
    #709 Bob Trousers, Sep 25, 2011
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    Too god damned early. These kids are going to be the death of me. I don't understand why it is such a social taboo to be drunk around your kids. Hell their best chance of survival is sounding like beer number 16 of a 30 rack right now.
     
    #710 McSmallstuff, Sep 25, 2011
  11. hooker

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    This is how it all goes down:


    Only I wear a shirt.
     
    #711 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
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  12. taste_my_rainbow

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    What a fucking waste of a weekend. FWB was unavailable all weekend. Young boy got scared and backed out twice. The next two weeks are a crazy blur (working 5am-2pm, driving an hour for a class 6-10pm & driving another hour home - repeat) and I needed to get laid. Fucking fuck.
     
    #712 taste_my_rainbow, Sep 25, 2011
  13. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I think the smashed demon that possessed Jenn in 2010 has found a new host. Either that, or you are typing with oven mitts on.
     
    #713 Crown Royal, Sep 25, 2011
  14. McSmallstuff

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    I was going to post a picture of the trifecta of evil, but apparently the droid 2 takes pictures that are to large for this board. Or I just suffer from a sever case of the dumb.
     
    #714 McSmallstuff, Sep 25, 2011
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    I've decided to give up on pretending like I'm going to do my internship work today and go for a nice long bike ride and see some fall colours.

    My internship is supposed to end on Monday, which means I'm supposed to get my license soon after, which means I'm supposed to get a promotion and pay raise. It's not going to end because my (now former) preceptor did nothing but shit the bed on, you know, actually being a preceptor for the first 8 weeks of a 12 week internship. So aside from a wasted 2 months and a shitty work and learning environment, she will have also cost me a lot of money. I wish I could take a shit on her desk.
     
    #715 ghettoastronaut, Sep 25, 2011
  16. hooker

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    Where there is a will, there is a way.
     
    #716 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  17. Crown Royal

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    Skunk shit in hot shed accumulating all night < Fire and Brimstone in the deepest ring of Hell

    A Chicago abbatoir would smell like freshly baked toll house cookies by comparison. INSTANT stomach-churning. Bob and Steve must die.
     
    #717 Crown Royal, Sep 25, 2011
  18. hooker

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    Morning coffee and tits, anyone?

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    #718 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  19. Crown Royal

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    Plus, I had three kids under the age of three stay at my house last night. That was peaceful. I don't know how ANYBODY can handle three toddlers. It is sadistic and insane. Two? Do-able. Three? It's like trying to dust a ceiling fan while it's still turned on.

    It IS awesome when they scrap each other, though. And I ALWAYS bet on my kid. She's great at faking hurt, and she throws a mean Mad Madden forearm.
     
    #719 Crown Royal, Sep 25, 2011
  20. mya

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    So what happened with the girlfriend ghetto? Tell TiB all about it so we can provide the appropriate comfort or ridicule. And you sounded like a match made in two totally separated heavens too.
     
    #720 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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