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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    He said it so matter-of-factly that I just assumed it didn't actually happen.
     
    #721 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  2. mya

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    Nah, I think it actually happened. He talks of her with far less passion then he talks of his prescription drugs. Now he has a clean slate before the meet up.
     
    #722 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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    That you for that play-by-play, ballsack.
     
    #723 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
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    I think he's a pup. We'll play nice with him.
     
    #724 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
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    ... the more I want to stab my eyes out with forks.
     
    #725 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  6. mya

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    Not quite as exotic, but I have yardwork awaiting me. And you wonder why I stay within the cozy confines of these 4 walls with the gentle glow of my computer screen.
     
    #726 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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    Goooood morning TiB!
     
    #727 bewildered, Sep 25, 2011
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    I'm still in bed. Can't bring myself to leave bc I don't want to study for the most boring class of my life. (Clinical Management of Internal Med. It's as awesome as it sounds.)
     
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    I'm jealous of you for having a yard to work in...



    Also. I got New Guy drunk last night. Comical amazingness.
     
    #729 shimmered, Sep 25, 2011
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    I would punt a small child if it meant being able to get into the mountains today. However, I desperately need to get ahead on homework for this week because my work schedule will pretty much take up all the time I'm not in a class.
     
    #730 ASL, Sep 25, 2011
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    Four separate female posts in a row. Such a shift in tides in here the last little while. You would think this place ISN'T possibly populated with creepy perverts if you just became a member here.
     
    #731 Crown Royal, Sep 25, 2011
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    Beer O'Clock
     
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    It's our ploy to lure in new members.

    See, look how warm and fuzzy it is around here, and when they become comfortable, BAM.

    I am not sure what BAM is, but I am sure you guys have some ideas.

    I just went and trimmed some plants and now I feel like I may need a nap. I just may have had too much to drink last night.
     
    #733 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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    *something about what I'd do to Shimmered's ass if she wasn't a complete stranger who lives thousands of miles away*



    ...is my official response.
     
    #734 Rob4Broncos, Sep 25, 2011
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    I kinda want to see what Shimmered looked like all decked out in her nude dress and nude heels last night but don't want to be all creepy and ask.

    Oh look Rob already covered creepy so I guess it's ok now.
     
    #735 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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    That looks like money, right there. Sweet, sweet money.
     
    #736 Dcc001, Sep 25, 2011
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    Sexual harrassment is so funny.
     
    #737 Crown Royal, Sep 25, 2011
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    Since it's so nice out, I have my windows open. Gotta love a good breeze as you wait for 1 pm kickoff.

    Since I have my windows open, I have the please of listening to the old woman in the apartment across from me. The one with the 2-packs-per-day habit and the case of Tourette's. Listening to her spout of "god damn stupid motherfucker" to nobody in particular, followed by an explosive series of hacks as her lungs feebly try to give out, is high comedy.

    I'm trying to devise a drinking game out of it, based on the different words she yells. You guys are the experts: go!
     
    #738 Rob4Broncos, Sep 25, 2011
  19. hooker

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    I feel like this needs a reply.
     
    #739 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
  20. hooker

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    Drink a beer every time she annoys you.
     
    #740 hooker, Sep 25, 2011
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