I just got word that a buddy and I have permission to do some shooting on a local farmer's land. We've got to test the final prototype for a rifle design he's spent a couple years working on. This means I can't do any hangover-inducing drinking tonight, but damn that is something to look forward to.
You're an honorary TiBette so I say no. I need to ask yall something... There's a guy that's really interested in me. But he's a full decade younger than me. How wrong is that? (all my friends say go for this, I say it's silly)
It's perfectly fine if you're 40, a little weird but I say go for it if you're 30, and absolutely wrong if you're 20.
"Age is nothing but a number" - convicted statutory rapist. I say go for it. And I hate to take the drunk thread to a dark place, but I have to. Is this weird and demented as I think it is? I can't get my mind around this. Edit forgot a critical detail.
Sometimes I like to go into a store and pick a bunch of stuff. Instead of paying normally, I slap a bunch of change on the counter and say, "price ain't nothin' but a number" and walk out all sassy-like.
He's legal. I've never even had sex with someone younger than myself, they're usually on the other end of the spectrum. I asked him the other night if he knew what he was getting into and he said "no but I can't wait to find out". There's a good chance he's still a virgin and THAT would be fun.
God I can't wait to hear about when he tries to fuck your bellybutton. At least he can play the ignorance card when he accidentally slips it in your pooper, as well.
Fun in a "I can teach him to do everything the way I like it" way. I'd never laugh at him for being a virgin. And Kratos, I've been there with the slip in the pooper and I'm old and wise enough to avoid that ever happening again. I'm not looking to relive when I lost my virginity.
Bonus points if you're a teacher or a youth minister. No, really, more power to you, lady. Ruin him for all other men. Also, watch out because he will try to slip it "accidentally" into your asshole. Which means, you need to get the upper hand on him by accidentally slipping the upper hand into his ass while he sleeps. Use him like a stinky puppet. You have to cow these young'uns, teach 'em whose boss. Just like prison. "Sshhhh, shhhh. It's just my hand... relax." Or do enough kegels that your sphincter turns into a bear trap.
Mission is a go, Houston. Good luck. 10 years later: "Wait, your saying that performing 2 hours of oral isn't exactly normal. GOD DAMNIT TASTEMYRAINBOW!"
I've got one 7 years younger than me right now. The guys are all giving me shit because he's so young, but he's been sweet, and kind, and not at all inconsiderate, so I'm not complaining. Eh. Fuck it. Do what you want.
These threads consistently read like thinly-veiled rape tutorials. That's not a moral judgment. Just an observation.
Looks like a Sam Adams mixed summer case night! Hope these are good. Virgins, like lollipops, come in different flavors. Is he an "everything but" virgin? An "everything butt" virgin? A never seen a woman without her top on virgin? Either way, have fun finding out. Just don't be shocked if he clings like fresh saran.