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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    First time I've ever regretted clicking on the drunk thread.


    That's saying something.
     
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    Don't hate. There's plenty of milkshake.

    So this free weekend of HBO reinforces my decision to drop it. Little Fockers and 128 Hours is the best they can do to entice viewers? Yeah. Thanks, guys. I just want to see Franco chew his arm off. How was that experience anyway, James?

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    There's another there somewhere where you can see my hair/face.

    Apparently the hair is more attention grabbing than my ass.
     
    #843 shimmered, Sep 25, 2011
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    Also...tagging New Guy in a post about fat college girls making me look good....then watching his phone blow up as his female classmates freak the fuck out brought me great joy.
     
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    The world's priorities are all sorts of fucked up.
     
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    This is dfw. I don't have blond hair to my ass and big tits. I'm already not the norm.
     
    #846 shimmered, Sep 25, 2011
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    Since this thread is no longer focused on me for some ungodly reason, yes, mya and hooker, we really did break up. What happened? We have divergent plans for our lives and neither one is willing to sacrifice those plans for the other at this stage (or at least, neither one is ready to say right now we are willing to). I'm okay about it. Frankly, we've both known this has been coming for years and have simply been in denial about it. There wasn't any fighting or yelling, at least, and we'll be on good terms.

    Plus a freaky bi redhead friend of mine gave me a standing offer before we broke up: she'll cheer me up by making out with a chick and letting me watch. And then on Thursday she got a little drunk and said of another mutual friend, "yeah, I'd totally be down for double-teaming that." Hey-o.
     
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    Work.

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    I see nothing?



    Not fighting or yelling is good. I hate yelling.
     
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    And god bless you for it.

    That whole texas shtick gets old real fucking fast.

    I feel like the state of Texas as a whole needs to do some re-examining of things.
     
    #850 Gravitas, Sep 25, 2011
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    Fixed.
     
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    If I had a nickel for every time a girl tried to cheer me up by hooking up with somebody else, I could finally get that Real Doll I've had my eye on.
     
    #852 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    If that were true then I wouldn't like any women.
     
    #853 Gravitas, Sep 25, 2011
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    Yup. That's it. I've got more of a mohawk now...so it was definitely not symphony or honky tonk ready.


    Wwnn...you're better than me. I hate running passionately. Ugh.
     
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    Six months from not being able to run a mile at all to running like that is actually really impressive man.
     
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    Real Dolls wouldn't have a problem moving to Ottawa with me. And as a bonus I wouldn't have to introduce it to my mother, either.
     
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    I drank more wine today than i have in a long time. Thank god for auto-correct. Wine festival kicked serious ass. The inevitable wine hangover is going to hurt like hell.
     
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    I would love to never have to meet another set of parents ever again. Ever.
     
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    Um...I'm a parent, and I'm cool and stuff.
     
    #859 McSmallstuff, Sep 25, 2011
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    He's getting better. Feud is still on, I might have to step it up.



    Everything I'm saying I'm super-sayin' like Goku.
     
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