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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    Wait 15 years.
     
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    Had a good day with Mr. P. rawr


    edit: Fucking disabled. Here is my apology


     
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    Ah, the blues. You black folk sure know what you were doing when you invented it.

    Hey Nom, I saw a black guy eating a banana while walking down the street tonight and I thought of you. For multiple reasons.
     
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    Well fuck me, I'm drunk. Went to the shooting range this morning and put 250 rounds through the rifle and pistol, then watche the cluster fuck called a football game of the bears v. packets ( fuck the packers and those refs!). So instead of worrying about the game, i just got fudcked up! Now I'm listening to a work conference call and posting this here.

    Really it was a great weekend all in all!
     
    #865 Striding Man, Sep 25, 2011
  6. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, I do love a good banana for breakfast, and also sucking dicks.
     
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    Also, you're a monkey.
     
    #867 ghettoastronaut, Sep 25, 2011
  8. Nom Chompsky

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    Ohhh, I get it now. So when you pm-ed me saying you had "jungle fever"...
     
    #868 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    ... I meant that I got a serious infection from when you bit me.
     
    #869 ghettoastronaut, Sep 25, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Now you know why I only fuck pharmacists.
     
    #870 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    The silent montage in the beginning of Up is, and I'm not even kidding, one of the best moments in cinematic history.

    If I ever watch it without crying even a little, that's when I'll know I'm officially dead inside.
     
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    This is where I NORMALLY would post gay porn. Instead, I'll just have you all imagine a meaty black dick slamming into a tight willing asshole. Technically that last sentence could be straight, but it's not in my head, so I'd appreciate it if you read it in a homosexual way. No homo.
     
    #873 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    Hey! You said you wouldn't tell anyone.
     
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    I said I would tell everyone. You just couldn't understand me because there were a bunch of us there.

    And my mouth was full.
     
    #875 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    and the reason why ghetto and the gal broke up are becoming more and more clear....
     
    #876 mya, Sep 25, 2011
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    Yay vodka!!!

    Oh, and Nom's gay?! Really if we are going to beat a dead horse, can we talk about Hookers' tits, or Shimmereds' ass?

    I mean really Nom's sexuality is a played out as bacon. (Which isn't really played out we should have a thread about that shit!)
     
    #877 McSmallstuff, Sep 25, 2011
  18. Nom Chompsky

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    I blame Poopourri.
     
    #878 Nom Chompsky, Sep 25, 2011
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    Seems like every conversation I've walked in on today has involved big black dicks slamming assholes.

    That's a weird trend.
     
    #879 Roxanne, Sep 25, 2011
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    Might have had something to do with the chloroform you gave me as well.
     
    #880 ghettoastronaut, Sep 25, 2011
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