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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hooker

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    Don't hush me!
     
    #81 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    Whatever. We all know you like it.
     
    #82 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2011
  3. hooker

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    I'm having vodka now. Fuck the wine. It won't knock me out fast enough.
     
    #83 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    At least not like that.

    [​IMG]
     
    #84 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
  5. hooker

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    Like being hushed? I like things. But not being hushed.

    Also, I might be too tipsy for 6:30 PM on a Friday.
     
    #85 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
  6. hooker

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    Lips, you know me too well.
     
    #86 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    So you're 12 drinks in and not 10? Noted. Forecast: drunk with a possibility of tits.
     
    #87 Kratos, Sep 23, 2011
  8. hooker

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    I wish I was 12 deep.


    Pun intended.
     
    #88 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    Non-sequitur...

    If you are Bristol Palin, and you're riding a mechanical bull in a bar in Hollywood, don't be surprised when people heckle you.
    http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/World/2011/09/23/18729896.html
     
    #89 Angel_1756, Sep 23, 2011
  10. Nom Chompsky

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    Kind of tapped out his entire supply of clever with that first quip, huh.
     
    #90 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
  11. hooker

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    Madmen makes me want to smoke.
     
    #91 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    Well, it was Hollywood, after all. Clever comes with Jewish writers.
     
    #92 Angel_1756, Sep 23, 2011
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    "What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One's a sick duck and I can't remember the rest of the joke but your mother's a whore."

    Heckling should be an Olympic sport. No matter how hard I try to be nice, get enough beers in me and everything turns into a Roast.
     
    #93 CharlesJohnson, Sep 23, 2011
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    You're standing in the way of people doing God's work.

    Now, you hush.
     
    #94 Beefy Phil, Sep 23, 2011
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    Do I come down to where you work and slap dicks out of your mouth? YES. I DO.

    So don't stop.
     
    #95 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    That's too bad for virgins... it's like having no work experience and trying to find a job, but they'll only hire people with experience.

    In both cases, you inevitably find yourself sweet talking the night manager at Taco Bell.
     
    #96 JoeCanada, Sep 23, 2011
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    sad face
     
    #97 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
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    LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID.
     
    #98 Beefy Phil, Sep 23, 2011
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    I fucked one virgin. Ever. Worst sexual experience of my life.
     
    #99 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
  20. hooker

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    Sowwy hotwheelz!
     
    #100 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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