Is it appropriate to get drunk in front of your new room mate, who also by the way does not drink because of religious dietary restrictions? I may just lock myself in my room. That's probably the safest option.
That's seems like the kind of thing that will seem like a better and better idea the more drunk you get.
I feel like you are not as committed to undergoing awkward situations for the amusement of strangers as you should be. Also, PBR is cheap and kinda tasteless, which is perfect sometimes.
Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth? A: Spoiler He ate his pizza before it was cool. --- I think I might have created the blackest drink: Orange flavored vodka in purple kool-aid