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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. hotwheelz

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    There is a God.
     
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    [youtube]http://youtu.be/0NBUbEV2QH0[/youtube]
     
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    Is it appropriate to get drunk in front of your new room mate, who also by the way does not drink because of religious dietary restrictions?

    I may just lock myself in my room. That's probably the safest option.
     
    #124 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    I was going to dye my hair pink tonight, but I think I'm too drunk to attempt that.
     
    #125 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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    PBR IS THE SWEET NECTAR OF THE GODS DAMMIT! AND I AM NOT A HIPSTER*



    *ok maybe i am
     
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    Ballsack had a good hipster joke earlier.
     
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    That's seems like the kind of thing that will seem like a better and better idea the more drunk you get.
     
    #128 JoeCanada, Sep 23, 2011
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    Spot on.
     
    #129 JoeCanada, Sep 23, 2011
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    Yes, also entertain me with your british accents.

    To get high or not?
     
    #130 hotwheelz, Sep 23, 2011
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    I am back to wine. Vodka was trying to finger my ass.
     
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    I feel like you are not as committed to undergoing awkward situations for the amusement of strangers as you should be.

    Also, PBR is cheap and kinda tasteless, which is perfect sometimes.
     
    #132 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    Shhh... Shhhhhhh... Just let it happen.
     
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    mmmmmmmmmmmmmm
     
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    DAMN YOU TiB! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
     
    #136 hellogoodbye, Sep 23, 2011
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    Q: Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

    A:
    He ate his pizza before it was cool.
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    I think I might have created the blackest drink:
    Orange flavored vodka in purple kool-aid
     
    #137 Racer-X, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm making chicken.

    Nom, you're invited.
     
    #138 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2011
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    I ended the horror movie. Now I'm just drinking and annoying him.
     
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