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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. TX.

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    This pinot tastes funny. Dammit, I want my $5.99 back.
     
    #141 TX., Sep 23, 2011
  2. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm not making fried chicken. I'm pan-searing it, and then roasting it with bacon and onions (irony: I'm using kosher chicken)

    And you'd have been invited if I weren't making chicken.
     
    #142 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2011
  3. Juice

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    Well, Italy was fucking awesome. I'll post a detailed recap of the bizarre/awkward shit that occurred when I'm not exhausted and my girlfriend isn't carrying on because her glasses are a little smudged.

    Y'all miss me???
     
    #143 Juice, Sep 23, 2011
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    That sounds delicious.
     
    #144 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
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    I'm about to go to the congested side of town on a mission for alcohol. It better goddamn well be worth it.
     
    #145 shimmered, Sep 23, 2011
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    Edit: Nevermind. Even I feel bad about that. Sorry. Sorry, everybody.
     
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    You mean the puppy?

    I also wanna say that my butt is bigger and juicier than the pic that Nom posted of that black chick. I want everone to see it and know that i am right but at the same time I erefuse to post booty picts on message boards. What's that Q ord that means tough decision
     
    #147 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    quandary.


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    I took my pants off in the middle of our workout. Now I can't find them. If someone stole my Lululemon Groove pants, I will fucking cut a bitch. Just saying.
     
    #148 shimmered, Sep 23, 2011
  9. bewildered

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    pics or it didnt happen
     
    #149 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    ... Who are you again?
     
    #150 Frank, Sep 23, 2011
  11. Nom Chompsky

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    You are killing me.

    Also, the screen on my phone is broken, which makes being drunk a whole lot less fun. Anybody else ever have that issue with a Blackberry Storm?
     
    #151 Nom Chompsky, Sep 23, 2011
  12. bewildered

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    THE NONER WOULD KILL YOU FASTR!

    Also, the problem i have with it is that i dont have one.
     
    #152 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    FYI, I'll be the guy checking out your ass next Friday, possibly pointing a camera at it.
     
    #153 ghettoastronaut, Sep 23, 2011
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    i repped that dude whose fg texts boobie shots to him earlier in the wdt, but I want to announce it publicly:

    I plan on doing this as soon as I get a legit phone and phone plan. My lil phone has everything else diables.d

    i like giving him random boners, they make me HAPPY
     
    #154 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    Booyah.

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    #155 shimmered, Sep 23, 2011
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    [quote="ghettoastronaut"
    FYI, I'll be the guy checking out your ass next Friday, possibly pointing a camera at it.[/quote]


    RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE
     
    #156 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    Until we can see the skidmarks on those panties the pic aint legit
     
    #157 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    WAit, you probably wouldn't wear skimarky panties in public. my bad. you can show us those laer
     
    #158 bewildered, Sep 23, 2011
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    We should have weekday drunk threads. I got fucked up Wednesday and Thursday of this week, which apparently is not conducive to properly getting shit done at work. Yesterday was on the company dime though, so it was not frowned upon to show up late, without showering, and smelling of whiskey. At least I made it in, several people decided to take sick days.
     
    #159 villagebicycle, Sep 23, 2011
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    Aye.
     
    #160 hooker, Sep 23, 2011
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