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A Drunk Thread Service Announcement- 9/23/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Sep 23, 2011.

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  1. shimmered

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    That's just grody. I'm wearing knee socks too. I got asked if that was really fair. Kiss my ass it's my gym.


    I wear pretty panties in public. They're my only frilly accessory.
     
  2. bewildered

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    i decided that it is....my words are missing ahain

    it is BAD to get drunk on a weekday. I haven't drank anything for aseveral weeks. My toerlarnce goes down so fucking fast. This is pathetic (but now i am a cheapest ever drink)
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    If you insist.
     
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    You and I are in the same time zone bewildered. (Can I call you Becky?) It is way too early for you to be that hammered.
     
  5. shimmered

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    Last time I said that I was thrown over a shoulder and taken into the back room.
    I should choose my words more carefully.
     
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    Do you need a ride to AA?

    The second sentence explains the lack of threads requested in the first sentence.
     
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    Yeah, it's 7...
     
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    Oh college, I miss you sometimes.
     
  9. shimmered

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    Is it white trashy to take my kids with me to buy beer and wine?
     
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    It has now occurred to me that bewildered and angel_1756 are different people. I am thoroughly disappointed, and yet, intrigued by the possibilities.

    EDIT: Shimmered, my dad used to take me to go make beer. Of course it's not white trashy; it's European, sophisticated, and enlightened.
     
  11. shimmered

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    Sweet. Get in the SUV kids. Momma's takin' you to World Market!
     
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    Only if you make one of them drive because you're too blotto.

    Otherwise, what kid doesn't want to go to the likka store to see mommy buy strawberry margarita mix then pass out in a pile of party colored vomit that reeks of berries and bile while they frantically shake mommy's unconscious body, crying and screaming until they call 911 and tell them "mommy fell down and died."

    'Nother round while I'm up?
     
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    I thought it would be funny to quote that along with a picture of a really fat girl in those pants that say "juicy" on the ass, so I googled "fat girl juicy" without thinking...

    You win this round, bewildered.
     
  14. CharlesJohnson

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    HAHAHAHAHAHA What the FUCK

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  15. bewildered

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    youre welcome
     
  16. shimmered

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    That just sounds nasty.
    Hell no, I'm going to go make my own six pack.
     
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    Bewildered I feel uncomfortable talking about your ass, you're, like, my friend.
     
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    i love you too
     
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    <3?
     
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