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A Rolling Drunk Gathers No Moss- 3/25/11

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Mar 25, 2011.

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  1. DrFrylock

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    Peter Jackson called and he asked where you ran off to. He said he needs you back in New Zealand ASAP.
     
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    "So do you wanna fuck or what?"
    I only sleep with classy girls, although in her defence she was already naked.
     
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    Bitch, don't make me do it again.
     
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  7. Nom Chompsky

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    Evening, bitches.
     
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    This is one nasty hangover....I messed with Imperial Head Hunter IPA last night.
     
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    I have 24 cans of cherry Dr. Pepper, a 1L bottle of Sailor Jerry, and I'm in pain.

    It's on.
     
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    I don't know if there are any Scottish people on here, I'm a celtic fan but I think rangers have far better songs. Can't stop listening to this one: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFvtNiLoq0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFvtNiLoq0</a>

    Was planning on drinking at home, but now that Ireland have won (for once) I might go in town. Only problem is, I'm completely broke, but my mate in town owes me a tenner. That should get me 3 drinks and a taxi home.
     
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    I guess you don't even have to know how to spell Johnnie Walker to get your Striver Card these days. My, how the standards are slipping.

    Get yourself two bottles of The Balvenie, instead, or three of Johnnie Black. Drink for effect, and have some change left in your pocket.
     
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    It is very effective.

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    It is super effective.
     
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    Why are you guys making it so complicated? All you need is:

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    IWantSomeJuice hurt itself in the confusion
     
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    It's super effective. (But just that one time)

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    1.) One month anniversary of new website.
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    5.) Profit

    See you losers later.
     
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    IWantSomeJuice is secretly the Human Torch, remains unharmed.

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    I want to know why girls wear "Birthday Girl" sashes when they go out? Do guys actually buy them drinks?
     
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    Joke is on you! Human Torch was just killed off in the comics. You're dead anyway!
     
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    Fuck, someone has 35 min to bid one fucking cent to make me lose this. Come on random drunk American! Steal it from this drunk American.
     
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    Me + a case of Otter Creek Stovepipe Porter + a freshly dried sativa + a UFC Fight Night...

    heaven baby. Heaven.

    My only apprehension is the 21mi hike I'm taking with friends at 9AM. Someone might be carrying me out like I'm 2 years old again.
     
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