Peter Jackson called and he asked where you ran off to. He said he needs you back in New Zealand ASAP.
"So do you wanna fuck or what?" I only sleep with classy girls, although in her defence she was already naked.
I don't know if there are any Scottish people on here, I'm a celtic fan but I think rangers have far better songs. Can't stop listening to this one: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFvtNiLoq0" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUFvtNiLoq0</a> Was planning on drinking at home, but now that Ireland have won (for once) I might go in town. Only problem is, I'm completely broke, but my mate in town owes me a tenner. That should get me 3 drinks and a taxi home.
I guess you don't even have to know how to spell Johnnie Walker to get your Striver Card these days. My, how the standards are slipping. Get yourself two bottles of The Balvenie, instead, or three of Johnnie Black. Drink for effect, and have some change left in your pocket.
It's super effective. (But just that one time) 1.) One month anniversary of new website. 2.) 75,000 hits. 3.) Celebrate 4.) ????? 5.) Profit See you losers later.
I want to know why girls wear "Birthday Girl" sashes when they go out? Do guys actually buy them drinks?
Fuck, someone has 35 min to bid one fucking cent to make me lose this. Come on random drunk American! Steal it from this drunk American.
Me + a case of Otter Creek Stovepipe Porter + a freshly dried sativa + a UFC Fight Night... heaven baby. Heaven. My only apprehension is the 21mi hike I'm taking with friends at 9AM. Someone might be carrying me out like I'm 2 years old again.