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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. GTE

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    I'm curious what you were looking at on your lap top that was so depraved that you had to lower the top.
     
  2. Backroom

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    German pornography.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    I Spit on your Grave is the worst of the bunch in my books. I hated myself for watching it, I don't know why it has the cult following that is bestowed on it. Aside from four greusome revenge killings, it has an extended 35 minute rape sequence that is as tough to stomach as anything I've ever seen.

    I needed a shower after watching the film. It's utterly horrifying and technically inept to boot.
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    God is there anything better than the combination of food + showering + and a nap? It's enough that I don't feel like getting up and leaving...
     
  5. zyron

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    You sick fuck.

     
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  6. Backroom

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    Between this and the Bronco's game we've been really fucking spoiled with great football games to watch recently.

    One of the many reasons the terrorists hate us.

    USA!! USA!!
     
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  8. Sam N

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    That game was awesome. Go fucking niners, man!

    Now, it is...Tebow-time.
     
  9. Kampf Trinker

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    Don't hold your breath on the one that's just starting. I'm eagerly anticipating all the saints fans' excuses, including how Drew Brees shredded the 49ers on 63 pass attempts. If I was a 49ers fan I would be throwing it in their face for claiming their pass defense wasn't good enough to hang with an offensive powerhouse.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    That was one of the craziest games I've ever seen.

    Time for me to head out so I don't have to watch Tebow vs Brady.
     
  11. Sam N

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    But, Jesus Christ, Vernon Davis being an arrogant asshole as to be expected.
     
  12. PIMPTRESS

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    Blue Moon Winter Abbey Ale is helping me through the Bronco game...
     
  13. DrunkenCokeHead

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    You would think spending that amount of money would be "the most fun with pants on". I just had my mortgage approved and to be honest, what a great fucking feeling to own your own home! BTW shouting at financial advisors and mortgage brokers does work!

    I am drunk,

    Hope it works out.
     
  14. katokoch

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    It's been a good day. Dinner was spec fucking tacular.

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    Mmmm nice big ham and great beer.

    My website is sitting at 29,995 cumulative views. The suspense!
     
  15. Dcc001

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    Nice ham.

    You guys are gonna be sooooo jealous of me tomorrow, though. This chick is making chili. It's gonna have 2lbs of bison meat, 3 Italian sausages, a pound of butcher's bacon ends and 1/2 cup of beer, on top of all the vegetable deliciousness and hot sauce going into it.

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    Funny aside: I had to beg a beer off one of the guys I work with. I NEVER drink the stuff, so if I were to go and buy a six-pack it would sit there collecting dust for years. I promptly forgot it in my desk at the beginning of the week, so for the last half of my work week my desk drawer was full of alcohol.
     
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    Fuck me. Buck's party last night. Glorious night. Terrible morning. The strippers may have been the hottest girls I've ever seen in real life. I have hazy memories of booking them to snort lines off this weekend. I'm sure the married couple staying at my house will appreciate that.

    Ouch. My soul.
     
  17. D26

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    Wow, I turn on the Broncos/Patriots game and saw, well, the score I expected.

    I feel like there are a lot of Bronco haters having an orgasm right now.
     
  18. Rob4Broncos

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    And yet, in spite of it all, I don't feel nearly as bad as Terry Etim tonight.

    At least I have beer.
     
  19. ghettoastronaut

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    Mmmm, sangiovese, my only friend. You're much more reliable than those lousy chestnuts. Only had three of them turn out edible. Who fucks up roasted chestnuts? This guy.

    Friend of mine from high school came over for dinner. Funny to think that, aside from family, she's the person I've known longest in the world. And that's only been seven years. Which is a lot longer than the last time I bothered to count the years.

    In unrelated news; the "make four laws" thread has to be the most repulsive this board has ever been. I would rather there be a coprophagia thread than another one of those. I mean, I know we're out of practice discussing things other than drunk banter and homoerotic overtures, but jesus christ people. What a bunch of little fascists you all are.
     
  20. Durbanite

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    I'm just surprised there is no drunken G+'ing going on...

    I've seen Sangiovese here in S.A. before but never tried it... what exactly is it, ghetto?
     
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