Just finished watching Salo and I Spit on Your Grave. ISYG wasn't that bad, it was kind of like Straw Dogs, just the rape scene was more violent. Salo though is the most terrible thing I've ever seen. If I could understand Italian I'm sure it would have been worse. But fuck, words CANNOT describe that movie, it's one of those things I don't think I'll ever forget. Next up is Gummo which already started out fucked, then A Serbian Film. I'm sure though that will be all my mind can take.
Regardless of acceptability, I'm not sure what is to be achieved from a grope in such a setting. Is that really all the sexual stimulation some people require?I guess if you've lived a life where you've never touched a boob or ass, it would be enticing, but if you're in a salsa club then I doubt that it is the case. It suggests to me that, in that setting, it's more about signaling dominance. Sort of a "check out how big of a badass I am I'm going to go pinch this girl's ass and totally get away with it."
So I'm watching CMT (country music television) this morning and this shit is hilarious. No way this girl doesn't have herpes. Oh, and she also just turned 18. Her wiki also says this: Shit cracks me up. Also this dude has the most ridiculous haircut ever. Fortunately for him his sister can actually sing a bit.
Virgins don't move like that. Britney Spears was a virgin too. Since when do we care about the purity of people to listen to their message? Arguably, the more flawed the person the more significant the lyrical content. Imagine Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Metallica, even Christina Aguilera and Whitney Houston if they were concerned with this image nonsense and neutered lyrics. They also sold a shit ton more records than these goody goody twerps. The latter two, do we need them to be chaste to make catchy pop music? Dress a girl up in heels and a bikini, have her sing a catchy hook about finding a nice boy or dancing or whatever the fuck, that's fine. But god forbid if someone mentions she gave her boyfriend a hummer in his mom's minivan. HARLOT!But we don't mind if reality stars are caught fucking. What a curious, duplicitous country. Remember that Croatian pop star with the sex tape? Severina. Now that was some SHIT. That's how you fucking do it. That shit was fuckin' dirty too.
Yeah, I never watched that one. I guess I should. What you're saying holds for the girl above because she is in country pop. That shit is a whole other ball game. I wouldn't want to walk the sexy yet chaste line. As far as regular pop stars go a lot has changed though in the past 10-15 years. I mean there was a fucking uproar about Christina Aguilera's video/song Dirty, but Lady Gaga does the same shit now. I mean she has a lyric in a song where she says something like "i want to feel your discostick" Every 7th grader knows what she means. Katy Perry's first hit was about her kissing a girl. Rihanna has that S&M song. Our attitudes are definitely changing. The funniest part of any sex tape was in the Kardashian one where it inexplicably cuts to the male performer giving jerk off instructions if I remember correctly. Something like "for all of you out there watching this you have to do one thing. you gotta go hard at it." That speech was an 11/10 on the boner wilting scale. *edit Speaking of Rihanna. This is by far the funniest reaction to that S&M song.
Yeah, you have to start out raunchy. If you have even a decent image in the beginning, any deviation will result in a ridiculous public outcry (OK, forced media outcry). Britney was the one experiment, but they put a kill switch chip in her that scrambled her brain. Kind of like a brainwashed Cold War spy hearing a certain phrase that triggers his instructions to kill Henry Kissinger. Country and Disney are especially guilty of this forced virginal quality in its performers. Which is hilarious because country was popularized by some of the most heinous souls in music. And, well, Walt Disney hated The Jews. Why? Because The Jews.
This is why limos are completely fucking overrated. Party bus for the win. I'm honestly surprised there was no Britney Spears tape. I mean sure, she might have just been in a nude seance chanting to a group of three dead cats, but I thought something would get out there. Next up the implosion of Justin Bieber. Is Justin Timberlake the only kid to really make something out of his adult life after eating the shit sandwich of childhood fame?
Ryan Gosling was also a Mouseketeer. He is doing OK for himself (I am just looking for excuses to post pics of Ryan Gosling) Also, I kind of can't stand this chick, but Tayler Swift seems to have kept her shit together pretty well (although she is so young, still time for her to implode)
Ryan Gosling is one of the few male celebrities that I don't hate on. He was pretty bad ass in Drive. I fully envision Taylor Swift turning into a militant lesbian in the next 10 years. Hard drug use will be involved in as well. That girl just has boy issues. Most girls do at that age (t age of her first record) I'd imagine. However, she is being paid to continuously relive those issues. This onslaught of her thinking she has actual problems will eventually break her mind.
She has precisely two kinds of songs: 1) broken relationships 2) happy relationships founded upon daddy issues Not a good example for the children, if you ask me.
Maybe not good for children. But strip club owners have got to be thanking the lord that the talent will always be out there.
So I created a new (to me) sexual position last night. I had my wife get down and "Tebow", then I had her blow me. "Teblowing" has been born. I bet there will be porn of that soon, because the idea exists on the internet now.
I don't know, I think she is laughing all the way to the bank. You paid me enough money and I could recall all of my heartbreak and teen angst then go home to my multi million dollar house and feel OK that things didn't work out with John Mayer. Personally, I think a lot of it must be put on anyway. Time will tell I suppose. For some reason, I picture her as more of a Natalie Portman type of celebrity (who was also a child star and didn't fall apart - apart from the whole getting pregnant out of wedlock thing, but who cares about that?) And again, I don't really care for her that much, but I'll give credit where it is due. With Britney and Christina and Rhianna you could see the crazy whore just trying to break free despite all the teen virgin act, and I don't see that with Taylor Swift (plus she is now in her 20s). Anyway, weren't we talking about this guy
Chris Martin is a world-famous rock star and is married to Gwyneth Paltrow and keeps writing incredibly sad songs. I mean, come on, what's that about.
I think if I were as attractive as that guy I wouldn't want to be famous. I would just spend my life travelling around homewrecking people. Or trying to act out bad porno's in real life. Be a pizza delivery guy one week, plumber the next, have my motorcycle break down (and why the fuck am I suddenly recalling some nonfiction story about a lesbian that would nab bored housewives like that? weird dejavu shit. she would rumble around on a harley in a residential neighborhood until she saw a woman peak out her window a couple times. then she would ask for directions. bing bang boom.) Also, I saw a trailer for Rachel Mcadams new movie with Channing Tatum. This time she has amnesia instead of alzheimers. Here is the trailer:
A normal man would have donned a clown suit, taken his high power rifle, and climbed the nearest bell tower. Not Chris Martin. He is the definition of a hero.