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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    I like the tea forte stuff, I have a couple of tea pots from them and have tried a few of their teas. Just looked at their website and they have this option. Not sure if it is what you are looking for, but now I am thinking that perhaps I should purchase.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.teaforte.com/store/tea-accessories/teapots/capresso-glass-water-kettle/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.teaforte.com/store/tea-acces ... er-kettle/</a>

    Edit - Oops, just read that you didn't want a plug in, so that won't work.
     
  2. CharlesJohnson

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    Spoilered for size and creepy:

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    I just want to help.
     
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    I picked up a lovely 3 lb. sirloin roast at the grocery store today and am thinking of this beef bourguignon recipe for next weekend. It looks epic and rich and delicious. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina-garten/beef-bourguignon-recipe/index.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/ina- ... index.html</a>

    For now, hot ham and pepper jack sammiches. Hell yes!
     
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    That recipe looks good, but damn I hate Ina Garten. Like, I have an irrational sense of loathing for the woman.
     
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    But she has some tasty recipes. I may dare say that she has the best recipes of those on The Food Network.
     
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    I'm taking the midgets bowling in a few. This just may be a terrible idea, unless I avoid sobriety...I am not sure I can handle bowling myself, anyway. My incisions are healing up, but I am hella fucking bruised.
     
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    After abdominal surgery? Nah, don't bowl. Don't you have about a 10 lb lifting restriction for a couple of weeks? But I have no precautions about sitting on the sidelines, observing, and sipping on a beverage. You can even cheer a bit if you are so inspired.
     
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    I do, thanks Nurse Mya, I just have difficulty doing nothing for so many days! Tomorrow is back to work, so I should satisfy my chance to rest.
     
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    Bobby Flay and Michael Simon. Flay gets shit because he's a douche, but the dude is boss. My only beef with him is how many exotic and expensive spices he uses. Simon's Cook Like An Iron Chef might have been the best show that network ever put on the air.

    Though Sandra Lee would kick them both in Iron Chef: Battle Vodka.
     
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    I vote for Jamie Oliver and Nigella Lawson...never seen a bad recipe from either. And out of everyone on the Food Network, I've used their recipes the most.

    Well, them and Emeril Lagasse, but he has no show any more.
     
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    DCC, maybe you can clear something like this with the boss, since it's not electric...

    http://www.campingaz.com/c-543-stoves.aspx

    Obviously, they make cylinders too. That bivouac one looks pretty stable (it sits on the cylinder and has 4 feet).

    In other news, who will be watching the Golden Globes?
     
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    http://www.teavana.com/

    Great tea, but pricey.
     
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    You all are watching the wrong cooking shows. Rachel Ray is where it's at.

    Rawr.
     
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    Rachel Ray. Barf.
     
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    I'd write sad songs if I were married to that pretentious cunt too.
     
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    Thinks he has a chance with Christina Hendricks...

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    Rachael Ray's FHM shoot is food porn at it's finest.

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    yum.
     
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    There are times when I want to hit a man.

    That is either teeming with sarcasm or you caught Celebrity Blindnesstm. I am awaiting that garlic knot to unravel behind her head and reveal her as the yapping, demonic, leather-winged Shar Pei that she is.

    Look at the size of her head. It's bigger than MY head, and I have a big fucking head. That's why you're attracted to her, she has her own gravitational pull.
     
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    Nah... Giada de Laurentiis could make ramen for all I care and I'd still watch her show.

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    This talk of tea and tea pots makes me think of QI.



    And there's only one answer to who the best tv chef is, obviously.



    It makes me think. I believe it was Groucho Marx who said something like "The perfect woman has the mind of Arthur Miller and the body of Marilyn Monroe." On a similar line, my perfect woman would have the mind of Stephen Fry and the body of Nigella Lawson.
     
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    YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

    I haven't noticed before, probably because it's dwarfed by the size of her tits, ergo I do not care.

    I forgot about Giada de Laurentiis. Good call. I change my vote.
     
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