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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. $100T2

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    About the author, from the top of the article:

    I know it's on cnn.com, but I think it's sarcastic, guys.
     
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    Somebody is getting fired. Cnn's standards may not be high, but that guy isn't worthy of working on a high school newspaper.

    Edit: If that guy is being sarcastic he should also be fired. At no point in that article did anything even approach funny.
     
  3. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    I'm still a little butthurt you didnt want me at the Toronto meetup...
     
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    Huh? There must have been a misunderstandimation.
     
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    This is carrymehome under a new user name, and you SPECIFICALLY said I shouldn't go. You black out and wake up with a public intoxication ticket once and suddenly a messageboard full of so called drunken degenerates doesnt want you at their public gathering.
     
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    Hey, they didn't want me there either, but I went anyways.

    I do awkward situations pretty well.
     
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    I said that because I mistakenly thought you blacked out and woke up in a cell, but I was wrong and it in actuality you woke up with some sort of drunk disorderly charge. I didn't mean you shouldn't actually show. I was fine with Ghetto showing and if you remember I didn't really like him on here at first (but got along with him very well in person). Don't you live in Kenmore or Calgary anyway?
     
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    Yeah... I'm gonna get back to work now.
     
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    I bought those completely transparent rolling papers, and I dunno...not a fan. It doesn't look right, like you're smoking a long rabbit poop or something.
     
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    If it actually looks like a long rabbit poop, then I am concerned about either the weed you're smoking or the health of your rabbits.
     
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    Those things sucked to roll with. Not really worth it.
     
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    It's brown because Thai sticks are very brown and dirty looking, like salvia. The results are VERY VERY green, though.
     
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    So I just watched Warrior.

    I was surprised at how well they handled the sentimentality and the cheese. 2 things I normally don't fuck with aka the blindside.
     
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    FYI, also failed to realize it until afterwards, but jproctor's one is a kinda subtle parody post.
     
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    You're doing it wrong, it's suppose to be 60 (or 100 if you're not being faggots) one minutes video clips, not audio clips. This is 2012.
     
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    I love watching the Canadian board members politely dance around insulting each other.

    And if you got the reference it was hilarious.
     
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    Good lord I love cheat day. Haagen Dazs caramel cone ice cream is the tits.
     
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    Maybe we'll put on our jammies, stay in, rent a few bad movies.

    Speaking of which, I just watched Van Helsing for the first time and holy shit WHO fronts money for this sort of shit? I just spent two hours watching a bad video game with worse acting. This is what qualifies as a "blockbuster" nowadays.

    Deep Rising should not be the best film in Stephen Sommers' library, but it is.
     
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    You're making me want to go get some Chunky Monkey. Wooooah!
     
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    Vanilla Caramel Sutra by Ben and Jerry's is the best ice cream I've ever had.


    It's about 5 degrees out. It's the middle of January. We've had NO snow since that freak storm in October. This time last year, we had 5 feet of snow in the yard.

    If I'm going to fucking freeze to death, at least give me some goddamn snow to play in.
     
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