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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. Rob4Broncos

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    You will have snow, when Tom Brady SAYS that you can have snow.
     
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  2. mya

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    Speaking of diets, I am breaking every diet rule I have in the book and starting the hcg diet soon. It is going to suck and I am going to be a raging bitch throughout the entire 26 day cycle. A hungry, sober, raging bitch.
     
  3. Crown Royal

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    I always scratched my noodle when Ben & Jerry's containers would say that certain percentage of each sale would go towards saving, I don't know-- the Albino Diarrhea Mudskipper or something. Excuse me, but how much would the ice cream cost WITHOUT said donation? I mean, what if I have a bug up my ass about mudskippers? Bearded hippies, you caught the ultimate cosmic break in the frozen food industry so just be happy with it, assholes. Churn your butter.

    In a divine quest for irony, I am railing about hippies as I am walking outside to get high. Self high-five.
     
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    Same here. I need the snow for some damn coyote hunting. I am not sick of snow yet too, so I could handle having some around for a month or so.

    Two Ebay auctions I'm winning are ending within the hour. This is killing me!
     
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    You people are crazy. I'm not super excited about -30* temperatures, but fuck. You don't have to SHOVEL cold. I can remember ranting last year that it couldn't snow one more time because I had used up all the space to shovel the snow to. No thanks. I don't mind the extreme temperatures, but you can keep your precipitation.
     
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    I got a foot of snow overnight on Friday, so much so that the snow load busted my half-ass attempt at a carport for my Jeep. Oh well... bit of rebar and the welder fixed that in somewhat short order.

    Also getting a ton of snow warnings from Environment Canada for the next week. They should start with: "attention retarded immigrants to Canada... we have this thing called snow... deal with it or stay home".

    God I love the snow.

    Yesterday morning the next door neighbour banged on my door asking if I could give him a bit of a tow out to the main road, as his minivan (with no snow tires) couldn't handle the snow and got stuck about 10' from his garage, with only 400 yards to go until the main road.

    It was 11am, and I was already buzzed from more than a few special coffees, and the diabetic coma of pancakes and bacon drowning in maple syrup. Sugar, caffeine, and booze; the three magical food groups.

    4x4'ing in the snow in a beat up old Jeep with 36" mudders on it while hammered is more fun than you can know.
     
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    Honestly, knowing them, they'd keep prices the same and happily take a pay cut to keep the donations going. I know someone that was helping them build the factory in Vermont and they apparently demanded the construction company charge them more, passing the extra money off to the workers. They are notoriously bad business men but know how to make a good (but honestly not anywhere near great) ice cream and market the shit out of it to the right people the right way.

    In fact I think they are one of the only companies in America where the CEO isn't allowed to make than 15 times more than the bottom paid person.
     
  8. mya

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    We got our first snow this week. It was maybe 1 cm. Today it was 60 degrees. I have worn my winter coat twice so far, my hat not at all. This has also been the best winter ever. If it was like this every year, I wouldn't bitch about KC's crappy weather.
     
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    Wow. Whatever they're injecting Nicole Kidman with is working well.

    [​IMG]
     
  10. mya

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    I thought the same thing. Plus that dress actually made her look...dare I say...almost shapely? Granted the shape is still a size 0, but at least there is the semblance of a curve there.


    edited because I messed up their and there. I am so so so very ashamed.
     
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    Just got done framing my workshop space in my basement. As soon as the electric and drywall is done, I can finally setup my Shopsmith, bandsaw, etc.

    It's gonna be nice to get that shit finally done. I've been working on the entire basement whenever I've had time for over a year now. Once the shop is up, it will be easy to build the stuff I want for the rest of the basement.

    I thought about building an octagonal bumper pool table, but for the cost and work involved, I'm just going to buy one, or I'm going to get one of those combo mini-pool tables that you flip over to an air hockey table. That and foosball, and the "fun side" is all set.

    I guess I will relax with some adult beverage now.
     
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    I've always thought Nicole Kidman was hot-- ever since Dead Calm, but I don't know what the deal is with celebrity gingers dying their hair blonde nowadays. To be a ginger AND hot is a gift. Why destroy a gift?
     
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    So, when all is said and done, I guess I would say that I generally had a good birthday weekend, but man oh man did a lot of shit go wrong yesterday.

    Like my wallet getting stolen.

    On my birthday.
     
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    I actually mean this question, and sorry if it makes me a geh...

    Anyone out there have a cologne recommendation? Favorites? Ladies, what y'all like?

    The sophistication of my scent palate ranges from, "nice," to "ewwy." I'd like to class it up in 2012 (but only in classy situations of course).
     
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    I blame Tomaz.
     
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    Do you have any personal suspects, or is this a purse-snatching, gypsy-throwing-a-baby-at-you sort of theft? Sucks.
     
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    I like the nice cologne that they call "deodorant." I have yet to meet a man who wore cologne well. It is 99.9% of the time overpowering.
     
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    "Deodorant" is what we spray on the "laundry pile" so the clothes magically become "wearable" again.

    And that's how a man does laundry, son.
     
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    We've even invented sprays that do our ironing too
     
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    Winner winner! Damn I made some good buys. This calls for a celebratory cup of whiskey.
     
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