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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. mya

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    Charlize Theron is breathtakingly beautiful and looks thin, yet healthy. I think she comes by it naturally. Jessica Alba was also glowing.

    I am most dismayed that our boyfriend wasn't there.
     
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    I'm loving that they brought the dog from The Artist on stage with them.
     
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    The people I know have actually kept it off. They also said that it really did help them break their bad habits and they weren't quick to return. But I could have lived without knowing that the hcg itself was extracted from urine. That is just going to have to be tucked away in the depths of my mind. What is killing me about it most is that I won't be able to exercise.
     
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    I mean, the FDA and the body of scientific literature has concluded that the whole thing is a nonsense hoax, and that any and all weight loss is attributable to the reduced caloric intake (the diet requires ~500 calories a day). And many of the involved chemicals are banned substances. So basically, it's "eat less" with pseudoscientific mumbo-jumbo added in to sell unproven or disproven chemicals.

    Nothing about that sounds like a good idea.
     
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    Tilda Swinton looks...interesting. The most diplomatic way I could describe her hair is that it looks like something you'd find in a deserted eagle's nest.

    Speaking of Swinton, though, has anyone here seen We Need To Talk About Kevin? I'm really interested in seeing it and have heard only positive things about it, so far.
     
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    Her and Jennifer Connelly are the two women on my 'naturally beautiful and I'd have to go to prison if I ran into them in real life' list.
     
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    No, but I have read the book. It's really good, although the author was a windbag. Good story; just seemed like the woman found a thesaurus for the first time ever and used it constantly. Flowery writing.

    Two interesting factoids about Tilda Swinton:

    1. She attended grammar school (or whatever you call ridiculously high-end schooling in England) with Princess Diana.

    2. She has a husband, who stays home with their children, and a "companion," who travels with her and (I assume) is her husband when she's away from home. She's livin the dream, I guess.

    But yeah, she looks like an alien.
     
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    Those two and Eva Green from Casino Royale. Oh. My. God.


    This kid is a fucking genius.

     
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    All you need to see from Jennifer Connelly:



    To quote Biggie, "If you don't know, now you know."
     
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    I think that kid is one of the greatest celebrities the internet could produce. He really is gifted.
     
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    I prefer:




    Also, Inventing the Abbotts. Low key movie still pretty solid. She's nekkid in it and has a hot scene were HairLip Phoenix peeks up her skirt under a table.
     
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    That Requiem scene ruins erections for all. I feel like a giant wet-vac pulled out my soul. Not a sunshiney day movie.
     
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    Have you ever wondered what it'd be like if Bobby Hill was a real person, except instead of a 13-year-old class clown from Texas, he was a 6-year-old beauty pageant girl from Alabama?

    Now we know.

    Everything about modern-day America encapsulated in 2 minutes:

     
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    Yeah I had only seen the edited nudie scene shots on the internet when I said to a friend "man she's got some hot scenes in that movie." He just said, "Dude, you actually seen the movie?" Needless to say it is far from sexy. Still she is a stunner.
     
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    If my daughter turns out like that, I may have to look into those drugs they gave kids in the 70's to turn them into robots (they in turn invented 80's fashion and music).
     
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    A DOLLA MAKE ME HOLLA HONEY BOO BOO CHILD!!!
     
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    Is this the new "BOOM ROASTED"?
     
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    His early shit was hilarious, and I was worried he was going to run into a wall, but he's developed and his act is really a great combination of standup and musical comedy. I highly recommend it. Its Bo Burnham if you were wondering...
     
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    Ill take Jennifer Connelly double ending a dildo for dope.
     
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    Watch this right now.

    I'm trying to think of funny ways to make fun of it..., it's impossible.
     
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