God her fat ass disgusting mom is the worst part of the video. She's already looking like she'll be 10 times the ugly swamp donkey.
It can't be done! It's like facing two mirrors against one another and trying to look all the way to the end. This video makes fun of itself so hard that by the end of it, you just shrug and think, "I got nothin'."
No, because I was said person when I was twelve. Rotundity and buzz cut included. My older brother still occasionally refers to me as such.
Have you treated yourself to a warm little documentary called The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia? You ain't seen nothing yet. Take that to the bank.
I just want to know how they genetically engineered a sassy 40 year old large black woman to look like a white trash 6 year old from Alabama.
Just a heads up to everyone that claims to be against the status quo: whatever award ceremony (or other Hollywood thing) you're putting in the effort to bitch about right now is why they do it. *mic drop into a mostly hypocritical silence*
It boggles the mind that people like this exist. I am thankful that there is a deep line in the sand between us:
So how do people feel about rugs? We had a $300 (I think) rug for years and it was fine. Now we have this $8,000 hand made rug my gf's grandparents bought in our living room. I'm not going to lie, the new rug is clearly better, but I'm not sure that even the $130 we spent on the new pad was worth the transition. I mean, it's a fucking rug, it just sits there, why would we spend that kind of money on something only our feet touch? I spend less on shoes. What is up with bitches and their rugs?
My wife picked one out for $1200, which I thought was ridiculous. We never got around to buying it, but she still wanted a rug for the living room. We ended up going to a factory rug outlet when they were having a 70% off sale-we got out of there for less than $200, and our new rug is sweet. $8k?? I think not.
I am starting to think my GF is full of fucking shit and WAY over-inflated her numbers when she said $8,000. Mainly because I was more than happy at the time to let them throw it out and she was willing to pay about $1k in transport and cleaning. Someone is getting it in the butt while she's sleeping tonight.