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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I'll have to go back and see her after I get my glasses. Will she get hotter, or less hot, with them on? You know, for science.
     
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    It's that damn entrance to the tunnels going from 394 to 94 that are killer; as long as I can avoid those - things are just peachy keen.

    I've been meaning to get to Youngblood, now that I finally have some garage space and most of my tools...just waiting on one more trip to bring the tablesaw down from Duluth.
     
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    Dammit. I just sent ghetto a rep, trying to be funny. As I clicked send, I realized I had a homonym typo. Oh well.

    Here's something I never knew: I knew Tom Cruise throws like a girl, but I didn't realize he throws like a girl magician.
     
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  4. ghettoastronaut

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    I am thoroughly unimpressed.

    Sex with an optometrist must be interesting. "Ok, one, or two? Better, or worse? And how about this?"
     
    #44 ghettoastronaut, Jan 13, 2012
  5. Nom Chompsky

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    Well I WAS going to walk to the supermarket and get something healthy for dinner. But now it looks like I'm just going to get drunk and get DELIVERY. Thanks a LOT, weather.
     
    #45 Nom Chompsky, Jan 13, 2012
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    Welcome to Minnesota in the winter. I definitely gain winter weight because of this.
     
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    It's like a candy store for quality hardwoods but bring your wallet. You won't find top-shelf stuff, but a good selection of quality boards. I'm going to take a look at some 12/4 walnut slabs one of these days.
     
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    Has everyone seen the presidential candidate, Vermin Supreme? This is how you troll, people. On a state/national level. Fucking brilliant. I'm laughing my ass off. His free ponies program makes more sense than anything anyone has said in the past 15 years. No. Really.



    Yes. He is wearing a giant boot on his head.
     
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    Advantage of being in the middle of nowhere, I don't have delivery as an option so I'm always a few days ahead on food.
     
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    44*F outside with gusts of wind is bullshit. I can't imagine how you people from MN/WI/Canadia do it. Do you not have functioning nervous systems?
     
    #50 Rob4Broncos, Jan 13, 2012
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    I.... what? 44 degrees Fahrenheit? Are you fucking kidding me? Get the hell out of here. I walked to work in -10 degrees Fahrenheit last week.
     
    #51 ghettoastronaut, Jan 13, 2012
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    It's all relative man, how would you fare on a 35 degree F day in mid July?
     
    #52 Frank, Jan 13, 2012
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    There are many things I miss about life up north. Being snowed in for two days at a time is not one of them.

    Alright, I'm going to go let skyrim such a few hours out of my life while I pregame. Happy Friday bitches.
     
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    He'd fare like a proper Canadian in the cold. He'd put on his toque and grab a tube of Blistex on his way out the door. And as for "what if it was cold in Mid-July"? My university roommate took video of the time it snowed at her house on July 1. She was from Iroquois Falls, which isn't even all that far north in the grand scheme of things.
     
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    I don't give a rat's ass. Six degrees (in "real people units") simply isn't that fucking cold. This is like listening to someone whining about how they only got seven and a half hours of sleep last night. Suck it up.
     
    #55 ghettoastronaut, Jan 13, 2012
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    I find this adorable.

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    Ugh, talk about cankles.
     
    #57 ghettoastronaut, Jan 13, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
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    And yet, I can't grow facial hair half as impressive as that.
     
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    I'm leaving this here for Nom:



    Looks like we need to get you a cameo spot on a web series too. Also, when asked about my thoughts about Childish Gambino, I refer folks to your thoughts. The bit about organic peanut butter makes people laugh.
     
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