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A Very Unlucky Drunk Thread! Friday 1/13/12

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Jan 13, 2012.

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  1. bebop007

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    Well, if you are gonna mess with psychotropic substances, might I suggest this?



    Or maybe some David Lynch?



    Or maybe some Rock & Rule?

     
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    Blue Velvet is a fucked up movie.
     
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    Fuck.
     
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    I'm not dropping acid! haha
     
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    "Look, it's a man with a skirt on!"

    "No, it's a woman with a moustache!"
     
    #86 guernica, Jan 13, 2012
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    I'm working on the bottle of Crown Royal I got in a family gift exchange at Christmas. It's going down very well with ice in front of the fireplace. I will let my hands rest in preparation for tomorrow when I will go like hell in my shop and destroy my fingers.

    Tonight I get to enjoy the rare pleasure of high grade wood shopping. A little bit of ambition has opened up a great opportunity to supply my venture for the next couple of years at prices I can afford today. Getting "insider" deals is fucking awesome.
     
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    I would, but the guy I would fuck is out with his buddies. Maybe when he gets home. Except the doctor specifically forbade any objects in my vagina for a week. Buzzkill.
     
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    My girlfriend and I were deprived of private time the last time we were together due to family being around damn near 24/7. She's going to be here next weekend. We've already determined the theme of the weekend will be "good restaurants" and "too much sex."

    Can't wait. Nothing like seeing each other once a month to get your priorities in order.
     
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    I was just trying to post an awesome song.

    Anybody that gives a crap, go to youtube and look up The Dirty Mac-Yer Blues. It's one of the best old blues songs I've ever heard. Props to tha Bandit.
     
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    Thanks for the suggestions, but I am watching Doug Stanhope standup instead.
     
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    Just went and spent $50 on two six packs, some chocolate, and two cheap bottles of wine.

    Fuck this week.
     
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    Club 400 whiskey has no taste. Barely even an alcoholic zip. See y'all on the other side!
     
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    I hope my room mate stays gone because this kitchen is about to get destroyed in a frantic fusion of belly dancing and Running Man. BOOOOM!
     
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    Casa Noble Anejo; my very best friend.
     
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    This is what I'm drinking tonight:

    [​IMG]

    Picture from internet.
     
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    You should check out Oslo: Burning The Bridge to Nowhere. He has some great lines in that one.

    Talking about Norway: "You're like Minnesota, if they lost 40 pounds and did a little bit of ethnic cleansing downtown. If Minneapolis had just a little bit of Hitler and Nutrisystems, they could call themselves New Oslo."
     
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    MMMMMMMMM

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    Edit: I'm drunk and don't read so good.
     
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