Well, in all seriousness, Akiva Goldsman (who wrote that movie and the even bigger piece of horseshit Batman and Robin) went on to win a screenwriting Oscar, too. The power of the bat is real, yo.
That movie needed more shit going on in it. And HR Giger did the art direction for those shitty films too. A lot of world class talent involved in film not worthy of a hobo’s teeth. Schumacher takes the blame for those immaculate abortions. He loves the “more is better” treatment.