None of the conveniences of a bike with all the fun of running like a dog with broken front legs. I don't think I've ever seen a mode of transportation that's less likely to get you laid in my life, and I once watched a man ride a puking ostrich.
Obviously this guy has issues, especially pulling such cruel and vicious pranks in a country where half the men are INSTANTLY prepared to fight.
Audio NSFW, so fucking hilarious. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jlSF0dtDRD8
I got linked to this thing from Fark and it really is one of the most bizarre things I've ever watched. It's part of some seriously fucked up zombie flick. In case you don't believe your eyes: yes, that is a zombie dancing with a blow up doll being hunted by a flying, bloody baby.