Tim Minchin is such a fucking genius, it almost kind of sickens me. Also, the Royal Albert Hall is gorgeous. I would give my left tit to play this venue.
I thought people could use a little cheering up after the last 24 hours. She's almost uncanny as the obsessive girlfriend.
Canadian Chris Hadfield is currently the Commander on the International Space Station. He's using social media outlets to try to make space interesting to a new generation and he's doing a damn good job of it. Here, he wrings out a washcloth in space.
What do you do if you don't want to seem uncool for not knowing the latest indie band? You lie, of course. (Two Door Cinema Club is a real band, but the album was made up.) There are complaints that the clip was doctored, and that during the interview, they were asking questions about real bands, then edited later with made up names. Jimmy Kimmel said it's real, though. I think they just edited the girl's voice in later, because she obviously wasn't speaking into the microphone during the interviews.
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I don't know why I found this so funny. Mike Rowe narrating. It gets a little long but worth a watch: Favorite line: "Disaster. Someone is missing."
Paging Black Jesus. Paging Black Jesus. The poetry of this song is so beautiful. Spoiler Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you ain't cute enough to where I want to knock you up And if you swallow it whole can you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you buck like a horse when we fuck Can you take every inch up your butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck Can you fart on my balls when we fuck Can you stick your whole tongue up my butt Can you shit on my chest for good luck Can you quack Can you quack like a duck when you suck You're old enough to suck You're old enough to fuck But you ain't clean enough to where I want to knock you up Then you swallow what you sucked while you take it up the butt Now I might keep you around long enough to bust a nut Well I want to knock you down Cause I want to knock you up All I really want to do is fuck you in the butt Then you turn around and then you suck it up While your girlfriend's behind me with her tongue right up my butt