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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. Politik

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    Retard hot DD girl is out of town till school starts. Went neighbor meeting and got invited by a dude with my exact first and last name invited me in to smoke. I want to titty fuck her so bad, comrades. Female friend tells me there is interest. Big tits are like 90% of my total motivation for life. Training for first half marathon.
     
    #181 Politik, Aug 19, 2011
  2. dixiebandit69

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    Well, I just found out that the woman who took care of my snakes while I was in rehab wants to fix me up with one of her friends. Whom I have never seen before.
    But she swears that we are totally compatible, and that the girl is a total catch.
    I'm skeptical, if only because I am a paranoid SOB.

    Anyway, here's a funny song that I haven't heard in a coon's age:


    And here's a pretty woman:

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  3. audreymonroe

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    Ok, so, when I checked in here a little bit ago, I repped Politik to tell him that this:

    was maybe my favorite sentence ever.

    But I changed my mind. This:

    is definitely my favorite sentence ever.
     
    #183 audreymonroe, Aug 19, 2011
  4. dixiebandit69

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    You're welcome, Ms. Monroe. The woman I was referring to (the matchmaker) is a militant vegan, by the way. It's really weird that we are friends, but she is cool with my carnivorous lifestyle (and the lifestyle of my carnivorous snakes. I didn't want to pressure her about her personal philosophy after she did me a big favor). I just hope that the girl she wants me to see ISN'T vegan. Because that will never work.

    And here's a picture I thought everyone would enjoy:

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    #184 dixiebandit69, Aug 19, 2011
  5. Politik

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    audrey I'll tell you what I've told every girl tonight:

    ...tits or gtfo


    Kidding. You would make a perfect sassy gay friend.
     
    #185 Politik, Aug 19, 2011
  6. McSmallstuff

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    I should be sleeping. I guess I'll have a beer instead. Tomorrow all I am planing on doing is playing Magic the Gathering, then drinking copious amounts of booze. It shall be a good day.
     
    #186 McSmallstuff, Aug 19, 2011
  7. dixiebandit69

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    Okay, I don't mean to seem like an asshole, but who the hell plays "Magic- the Gathering" these days?

    Just to show that we are still friends, here's a picture of Eva Angelina. It's a safe picture, but it makes me happy. I like women wearing glasses.

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    #187 dixiebandit69, Aug 19, 2011
  8. Roxanne

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    Pff, everyone. Shit is harder than you think too.
     
    #188 Roxanne, Aug 19, 2011
  9. whathasbeenseen

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    Belgian beer pub for lunch. Cant. Freaking. Wait. Oh and this is now an easy access via dress thread:

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    #189 whathasbeenseen, Aug 19, 2011
  10. FreeCorps

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    Man, I used to have a sweet Red/Black/colorless deck that had some really cool setups off a couple of Phyrexian Dreadnaughts. Hamletback Goliath + Phyrexian Dreadnaught = fun!
     
    #190 FreeCorps, Aug 19, 2011
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    Did we really derail tits and ass in favour of Magic- The Gathering? Christ, you people disappoint me.

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    #191 Angel_1756, Aug 19, 2011
  12. hooker

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    Today is a day for patio beers. There is a Rolling Rock beer special at the bar. You're all invited.
     
    #192 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
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    I prefer my beers a cut or two above Rolling Rock. Is there a horse urine special somewhere?
     
    #193 Noland, Aug 19, 2011
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    I think Rolling Rock is a good beer for a sunny day on the patio. You're such an old grump.
     
    #194 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
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    God bless you?
     
    #195 Juice, Aug 19, 2011
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    I don't get to spend all day drinking on the patio. Wouldn't you be grouchy, too?
     
    #196 Noland, Aug 19, 2011
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    This Drunk-Thread-on-a-Thursday business really messed me up. Makes having to go to work today even crappier.
     
    #197 Angel_1756, Aug 19, 2011
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    I suspect today will be a day for LunchBeers™

    It is a good day.
     
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  19. hooker

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    The bitch that dyed my hair didn't fill the blonde properly and I can already tell it is going to turn the colour of swamp water in certain parts. Fuck.
     
    #199 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  20. Frank

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    I only get it cut four times a year (I go from buzz cut to shaggy hippy every fiscal quarter) so I spend about $100 with tip a year in CT. Now this is going to sound gross but I only shampoo once a month or so, not because I'm lazy or anything, but if I shampoo any more than that my scalp dries the fuck out and I get crazy dandruff, and this is regardless of what brand I'm using, and my hair never gets greasy so it's not like I'm some helmet haired slob.

    All in all I spend probably $105 a year on head hair.

    I honestly probably spend more on razors and shaving soap for my face.
     
    #200 Frank, Aug 19, 2011
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