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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. Veovis

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    Where the hell do you work that some uppity politically correct pain in the ass hasn't complained about "the appropriateness of office decorations"

    I like your desk I think is what I am getting at.

    "those" people in offices that complain deserve this to happen to them.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/08/18/office-troll-i-am-filing-a-formal-complaint/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://artoftrolling.memebase.com/2011/ ... complaint/</a>
     
    #281 Veovis, Aug 19, 2011
  2. hooker

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    I justran into Pat Quinn at the bar but was too drunk to talk to him. God job hooker.
     
    #282 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  3. ghettoastronaut

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    How is that man not dead yet?

    In other news I need to stop accidentally sending messages meant for my girlfriend to other people. God damn it.
     
    #283 ghettoastronaut, Aug 19, 2011
  4. CharlesJohnson

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    What did they use before vibrators? I'm imagining cavewoman Zug with a splintered hunk of wood or a rock looking at her vagina confusedly. As the lineage of man progresses so does the vibrator. From a broken branch, to a sanded hunk of wood, to a lacquered phallus, to bronze or gold dongs in Elizabethan times:

    "Ye olde cocksmithe has rendered a most pleasing approximation of yonder husband's junk."

    Now we have a buzzing I-pod with a USB port. To put in your vagina. What I want to know is how many gigs of Marvin Gaye it can hold.
     
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  5. Frank

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    I think some dude just accidentally sent me a text message apologizing for prematurely ejaculating and crying afterward again. Weird.
     
    #285 Frank, Aug 19, 2011
  6. hooker

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    Yeah, I was wondering why you were so eager to tell me you wanted to put a finger in my ass tonight.
     
    #286 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  7. hooker

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    Quinn smiled at me. I think he likes me.
     
    #287 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  8. ghettoastronaut

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    Sorry, I meant to say that I was eager for an exciting rimjob with you. Free at 8:00?
     
    #288 ghettoastronaut, Aug 19, 2011
  9. CharlesJohnson

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    Ask him if he wants a rimjob while a midget slaps you both with cold cuts.
     
    #289 CharlesJohnson, Aug 19, 2011
  10. hooker

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    On September 30th!
     
    #290 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  11. Rush-O-Matic

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    A. Thanks for posting boobies.
    2. If nobody else has replied, those aren't remotely the same girl. The one with all her clothes on is much hotter. When she took her shirt off, she apparently lost a mole, changed her shoulder structure and raised her nose bridge. Your energy would be well spent getting the first girl naked, though.
     

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  12. Nettdata

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    Fixed.
     
    #292 Nettdata, Aug 19, 2011
  13. hooker

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    Noooooo, my ttits were covered.
     
    #293 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
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    Doesn't mean he didn't like them, unless of course, it's snowing in Canadia already and you're wearing a polar bear parka.
     
    #294 Now Slappy, Aug 19, 2011
  15. hooker

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    Im wearing a snow suit.
     
    #295 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  16. Nettdata

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    You say that like it's a bad thing. Some people have no imagination.

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    #296 Nettdata, Aug 19, 2011
  17. hooker

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    Nett, youre a bad man.
     
    #297 hooker, Aug 19, 2011
  18. mya

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    Even with all of your superb detective work, you forgot to mention that girls rarely change the side on which they part their hair.

    Agreed on the second part though.
     
    #298 mya, Aug 19, 2011
  19. sartirious

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    Fixed that for ya.
     
    #299 sartirious, Aug 19, 2011
  20. ghettoastronaut

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    Oh, Jersey Shore. You always know how to make me feel better.
     
    #300 ghettoastronaut, Aug 19, 2011
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