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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I am anxiously awaiting the moment where I recognize someone in porn. I'm pretty sure I don't know anyone who jumped at the chance to do it when we turned 18, but I feel like I'm reaching that point where there could be some girls I know who realize they don't have much else going for them and/or are facing financial problems and could be giving it a chance. The chance is pretty slim, since I don't watch a ton of porn, but I still want it to happen. Someday.
     
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  2. Now Slappy

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    And see, I can say without hesitation that I like her fun pillows...even without seeing them. Yay boobies!
     
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    I went to high school briefly with a girl who is really famous in porn. I got a friend request from her on facebook and was like, oh, she was hot. I wonder what she is doing. Looked into it and was like, woah. Bree Olsen btw.
     
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    And see, I can say without hesitation that I like her fun pillows...even without seeing them. Yay boobies![/quote]

    Do you think anyone has ever fucked on snow, and gotten frost bite on their balls.
     
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    Boss: "So I don't know if you had any plans for tonight but..."

    No, stop talking, I don't like where this sentence is going at all.

    Boss: "...but we just got a project due tomorrow morning and we need you to stay late tonight."

    OH FUCK YOU. IT'S FRIDAY, FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

    This is bullshit.
     
    #305 MoreCowbell, Aug 19, 2011
  6. mya

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    And even more satisfying if it was one of the hot, yet bitchy girls, huh?

    In my town, most married young, popped out a few kids, and got fat. None that I know resorted to porn. Shoot, if they did it probably would have ended up on the front page of the newspaper and my mom would have called to tell me all about it. Gotta love small towns.
     
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  7. Nettdata

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    Exactly. The hidden, mysterious boob has it's own allure and attraction. Especially if they're substantial, yet hidden. It raises so many questions that beg to be answered.
     
    #307 Nettdata, Aug 19, 2011
  8. mya

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    This is why I choose to keep my boobs mysterious then
     
    #308 mya, Aug 19, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    God I hope I don't see anybody from my high school in a porn movie. Not because I would judge them, mostly because I went to an all-boys school.
     
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  10. MoreCowbell

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    There was porn of people in my high school going around before we were out of high school. Granted, it wasn't video, but still.

    AND THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T SEND PICS.
     
    #310 MoreCowbell, Aug 19, 2011
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    Thank God I pulled my tits down.
     
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    We had a girl who made a video pleasuring herself with a trumpet stand and sent it to a student. We called her "trumpet stand girl".
     
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  13. mya

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    You guys sure are being counter-productive for being the same guys begging The Boobie Thread to be resurrected.

    Except for CharlesJohnson of course.
     
    #313 mya, Aug 19, 2011
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    My 1st year roommate allegedly did porn. I answered the phone one day and this guy who thought I was her talked nonstop to me for 3 solid minutes about my "saliva production for the upcoming film" before I corrected his mistake.

    I never found out what name she worked under, but her real name was Thuwahbai something-something.
     
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  15. Nom Chompsky

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    At one of the other high schools in our...league? (Orbit? Whatever?) a girl sent a video of herself masturbating with a variety of household objects, most notably a Swiffer. Of course, she was in eighth grade and he was a senior, so when he sent the tape to his friends (of course) and it got back to the administration (oooff course), there were some serious legal implications. Turns out child porn is a bad thing to send around?

    She wound up having to watch the tape with her parents and the principal. At one point she and I were friends on Friendster.

    Urban dictionary entry: <a class="postlink" href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swiffer%20girl" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... fer%20girl</a>
     
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    Blasphemy!
     
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  17. Nettdata

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    There's a huge difference between posting a few fun boob pics and doing porn. While I don't have issues with either, I think most reasonable people don't consider boob pics to be that big a deal in most situations. I think the stigma speaks more for the insecurities and issues of the person who has a problem with it than anything.

    Hell, being secure enough with yourself to post boob pics is very healthy, and speaks of being well adjusted and confident.

    Failure to post boob pics could be seen as the behaviour of someone who has body image issues and other insecurities. Best way to improve those is to post boob pics, which is quite ironic.

    It's interesting how some things are a bit counter intuitive.
     
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    You guys were eloquent and creative.
     
    #318 MoreCowbell, Aug 19, 2011
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    There is definitely a double standard though. If a girl makes a sexy video, she's a slut, but nobody at his high school make any sort of fuss when CharlesJohnson made that video pleasuring himself with a combination of a warm watermelon and a randy homeless man.
     
    #319 Nom Chompsky, Aug 19, 2011
  20. Nettdata

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    It's nothing new.

    I'm betting that not many of you have experienced the joys of the 80's acid wash jeans. You know, the ones that coined the term "the popcorn effect". They were so tight that women had to lie on the bed and have their friends use block and tackle to do them up.

    Why the popcorn effect? Because sometimes when you brought a chick home from the bar, and her pants came off, her unrestrained ass would blow up, like a popcorn kernel popping.

    The only thing more embarrassing than the walk of shame in the morning was watching, sometimes helping, her put her pants back on.
     
    #320 Nettdata, Aug 19, 2011
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