Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Strange I had never heard the term mother-in-law apartment before. I thought you were going to move in with an apt. controlled by his mom.

And kids love boobs.

 

In to the homestretch of a 60hr (straight through) shift... God i need booze, but tomorrow i am getting hammered regardless if anyone wants to drink tomorrow or not. I don't care if all i do is play WoW and constantly refresh the drunk thread. Have a good night you lucky bastards.

 

Oh and Samus is doing better after a little more than a week. She's still afraid of everything but that may be because of her past. She showed up at the shelter in April very pregnant (they think she's about 2) and they cared for her through birth, nursing and weaning. All the puppies (8 survived) got adopted but she still hadn't found a home. She's a sweet, adorable little thing but she is ridiculously afraid of everything and our current dog keeps snapping at her (our current dog has been an only dog for 10 years now so I understand). The cat REALLY freaks her out and he senses that so he fucks with her by lying just out of her reach and staring at her. It is hysterical.

 

They're generally called in-law apartments, it's where you put you in-laws when they are visiting so they're not all up in your shit.

 

They're called Granny Flats up here, most common in rural areas. They're essentially an entire functioning apartment attached to, but completely cut off from the rest of the house. Living room, bedroom, kitchen, bath, maybe laundry too. You have to go outside to go between them, separating you from the evil.

Of course, you'll still need thick walls to dampen the sound when they wake up at 3:34 a.m. for a 45-minute throat-hawking session, slightly less pleasant than having to listen to your friend's 240 lb. Neopolitan Mastiff named Shaniqua engage in extremely loud personal hygene when you have the spins on his couch.

 

My family moved across country when I was 14, let my brother and I live in the two bedroom mother-in-law suite at our new place until I went away to college. They couldn't have made a worse decision. Girls in and out at all hours of the night, boozing, drugs, etc.

Most people I knew who moved into a dorm their freshman year LOVED the freedom, I felt like I was in fucking prison.

I don't know what my point is, besides the fact that those things are fucking awesome and my kids will never ever have one.

 

I made it home and past the liquor store without stopping, I figured scrounging for change for malt liquor would be pointless, as it would not be enough to get drunk on.

I ate a couple of Mr. P's oxy's, he isn't taking them and I am not the one with a problem. I have rationalized this to myself, hopefully it all makes the universe right.

In other news, my ex racked up almost $200 worth of babysitting fees with a great friend of mine who has been caring for the boys since they were in diapers. She gave him the family discount and he promised he'd pay her last friday. Now she wants his address. She did know the risk and his history of being an epic failure, but bailed him out when he didn't have a sitter. Yes, I am still embarassed by this retard, even after I am no longer with him.

Don't breed, kids, unless he's rich and you have access to the bank accounts. Oh, and access to 50 gallon drums and lye.

Fuck, maybe I should go to the lq and make a decision worth regretting...

 

Your parents were probably doing the same thing with their new found freedom.

 

Worst.baseball.game.evar!

 

My dad died about a month after we moved and my mom never recovered emotionally. Takes pills just to get out of bed in the morning.

So yeah...probably. At least for those couple of weeks I hope.

Edit: This is the longest fucking taxi ride ever. Having to look at my phone with one eye to even type this shit. I'm thinking the drunk thread is only fun for those who are drunk at home and on their computers. This mobile shit is for the birds...

 

Just because I mentioned my dad died and made things kind of awkward doesn't mean some bitch can't post some titties here.

It's what my dad would have wanted. Wait...hold on....I think my dad's spirit is trying to communicate through my best friend who's passed out beside me in this cab. He said he wants some girl to post her tits, in this thread. Also, he wants Taco Bell.

Please make my dead dad happy, ladies. Please.

 

We will get right on that for you, Tiger.

 

Since some people liked the video I put up of Alizee, here it is in HD:



Feel free to mute it if you don't like french pop music. Personally, I don't care because I can't understand it. Her ass in HD is good though. Best part is around the 3 minute mark.

 

Well now that you called me a bitch, I totally want to post some tits!

 

Bitch tits? That was a couple of pages ago.

 

And clearly you mother is the only one having a hard time dealing.

 

Waaaaaait. Someone called me bitch tits?

 

Maybe she could provide some titties for the party!