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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    That's your master plan? I'm surprised it isn't "crush her head betwix my perfect buttocks like a walnut until she forgets the past 13 years of her life. Then take her wallet."

    I'm no Lex Luthor, but I would simply create an elaborate scheme involving a dead relative, a real estate scam in Phoenix, cryptic letters left in her mailbox, and have it all culminate where she stands on a giant "X" above which dangles an Acme piano hanging by a frayed rope.

    Problem solved. Next question. NEXT. QUESTION.
     
    #481 CharlesJohnson, Aug 20, 2011
  2. shimmered

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    My plan would have worked.
     
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    It sounds like you would be the coyote in this scenario, and if memory serves right that never turns out well. The frayed rope wouldn't break until you went to check on it or something.
     
    #483 FreeCorps, Aug 20, 2011
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    I was just gonna say, "Tell her that you made a mistake by bringing her into your group and that the current arrangement isn't working, and then cut off communication," but you make it sound so much more simple. I was WAY off!
     
    #484 Atticus, Aug 20, 2011
  5. CharlesJohnson

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    Turkish Prison Pilates?

    Body by Goatse?

    8 Minute Anus?

    P(owerbottom)X90?

    Fuck it. Let's just see how many push-ups we can do.
     
    #485 CharlesJohnson, Aug 20, 2011
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Uhhh....

     
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  7. FreeCorps

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    As long as you don't look each other in the eye it's totally not gay.
     
    #487 FreeCorps, Aug 20, 2011
  8. shimmered

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    Yup.
    THAT'S what keeps it from being gay.
     
    #488 shimmered, Aug 20, 2011
  9. Nom Chompsky

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    Close. I call it: I fuck You in the Ass Until You Weep Tears of Pleasure-Pain.

    Not my first choice for a name, but Pilates was take.
     
    #489 Nom Chompsky, Aug 20, 2011
  10. shimmered

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    These boy scouts are not quite as socially maladjusted as the groups I normally deal with. It's refreshing.
     
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  11. Nom Chompsky

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    Score another victory for my workout system.

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    They're private school kids whose parents have entirely too much money.
    At least they're not sniveling or pestering me.
     
    #492 shimmered, Aug 20, 2011
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    It's not gay if you beat him up afterwards.
     
    #493 WASPnest, Aug 20, 2011
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    Fucking her best friend an option?
     
    #494 Kubla Kahn, Aug 20, 2011
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    This is a way better tactic than the one I mentioned.


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    I love Texas Country and country music in general but goddamn can it stop kicking me in the head? Jesus.
     
    #495 shimmered, Aug 20, 2011
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    My mother.....

    Wait, this is the WDT, I'll stop there.
     
    #496 bewildered, Aug 20, 2011
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    Some might say that ironing and starching a shirt at 2 in the morning shows professionalism and dedication. In reality I was taking a combination beer/food nap at more reasonable hours. Go go eating too much food!
     
    #497 ghettoastronaut, Aug 20, 2011
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    Drinking + finding my tablet + finally installing Photoshop =
     

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    I hate everyone that is talented at art.
     
    #499 Kubla Kahn, Aug 20, 2011
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    Seriously. If I draw it looks like an epileptic kindergartener was holding a crayon.
    Singing? oh No.
    Acting? eh eh.


    Anything artistic or creative eludes me. I can't create. I can add and change, but not create.
     
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