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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    I just had a thought:

    god invented pubic hair so that roast beef curtains could hide behind something.
     
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    Bewildered is a hilarious drunk. I think she just threw up.
     
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    All over my fb wall. Haaha, she is awesome.
     
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    I'M OUT OF BEER!! Damnit, nothing is within walking distance, either. I don't think, at least, still new to the area. Shitty
     
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    The day farts aren't funny is the same day boobies aren't appreciated



     
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  6. bewildered

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    na na na na na na, na na na na na, na na. i'm gonna stat r a riot, na na na na, na na . Or smething. Pink is fo cool.
     
    #706 bewildered, Aug 20, 2011
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    This is why I can't watch American Idol. That fart was one of the best things ever produced on that show.
     
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    My garbage got ripped open inside my shed again, so when I saw him out the window I went out to send Bob or Steve the skunk to Loose Tooth City with a shovel , only to be greeted with shiney teeth and a front handstand with the tail shaking the a springy spruce. I dropped weapon and meep-meeped out of there like Roadrunner but the little bastard hosed my lawn furniture with his toxic ass stew and now my backyard smells of that delectable smell concoction of nuclear asparagus piss, bleach, xylene and smelling salts. AUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH
     
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    I always thought the spray smelled like good weed. But that is from a distance, not right in your face.
     
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    I don't watch American Idol, but is that American Idol? Who are those judges?
     
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    It's Canadian idol. The girl's from "Sydney, NS". Tell me what state that is.
     
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    From your car when a grill greets one on the highway is one thing. Their smell carries for miles and lingers in the air like a bad mood for hours, even days if the "pelt wranglers" don't collect him.

    Up close, it can be vomit-inducing. It's like it's attacking the pain receptors in your respiratory system. Some can burn your skin (with a direct hit) or burn your eyes like tear gas, and the little bastards have good aim. They have to be from constantly being attacked by dogs, cats, racoons and coyotes.
     
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    Shhhhhhhhhhh, she's hiding
     

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    Skunks are the worst. A redneck friend of mine had one living under his parents' front porch. It had about 4 babies.
    My buddies dad saw it while sitting on the back deck, ran inside, got his auto-loader shot gun and blasted the whole family. He was wearing teal running shorts and sneakers. Wielding a shot gun from his back porch.
    It was pretty ridiculous.
     
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    I haven't stopped laughing at that fart....thank you bourbon mixed with immaturity
     
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    White wine over here. I'm classy like that.
     
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    Mmmm bourbon. I have great memories of being pslastered on bournon at mardi gras and dancing my ass off. Surpsingly, i still had my ass at the end of the night. Mgic , i tell you.
     
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    Why, I think the girl might be impaired. Maybe.
     
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    Margarita ville here. I cant exactly take shots on my own now can I? Can I?
     
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