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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Speak for your fucking self.

    She could make a coffee table book of her tits in different positions, angles, or costumes. One boob dressed up like Churchill with a top hat and adhesive cigar, the other like Stalin with a cool mustache. I'd pay money.

    What the fuck is wrong with you dickholes lately? Does no one appreciate tits? We need a plethora of tits. This is not a bad thing. This is not something *I* will ever tire of.

    Next time, if anyone has an opinion on tits that isn't "FUCK YEAH SMOTHER ME IN EM BLLBLBLLBWAAHAHA", keep it to yourself when you go smack your pud around in the shower.
     
    #61 CharlesJohnson, Aug 18, 2011
  2. TX.

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    Remember the pictures of dead kids people posted a few drunk threads ago? Don't ask me how I got there, but I've found a website dedicated to "remembrance photography". Yes, capture your stillborn in a photo shoot where "every moment is a last moment". Sorry, maybe it makes sense if you lose a kid, but that sounds creepy as hell.

    I mean, seriously, where are these people putting these pictures? Above the fireplace?
     
    #62 TX., Aug 18, 2011
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    Wow. Thanks TX. I guess all this boobie talk is too much for you.


    BRING ON THE DEAD KIDS
     
    #63 xrayvision, Aug 18, 2011
  4. TX.

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    YOWZA!

    Admit it, you're hard.
     
    #64 TX., Aug 18, 2011
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    I've seen that. It irks me.

    But then again, I knew a girl in Seattle that totally took pictures at a funeral. How can anyone do that?!
     
    #65 hooker, Aug 18, 2011
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    I'm a little hard.
     
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    My aunt sprung a leak at her funeral. I wish I had a picture of that.

    Then some second cousin wondered if we should photograph the casket because the flowers around it were just so nice. Yes, she is nutty as a squirrel turd. Same woman that baked Jesus a birthday cake on Christmas. And sang "happy birthday." Which, is sweet. I guess.
     
    #67 CharlesJohnson, Aug 18, 2011
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    from 1 TiBamiah 13:9

    Black Jesus speaks truth.
     
    #68 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 18, 2011
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    Tell me what you mean by "sprung a leak" please!
     
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    I mean she sprung a leak. She was pushing 400 pounds when she died from a cliche, err heart attack, sooooo I guess the funeral parlor fellas filled her up a little too much embalming fluid. She was already stuffed in that box like an obese cat in a shoebox. The pressure must have been bulding behind the stitches all day. I walked by and noticed her trickling pretty bad. After stifling my laughter I let the dude working there know the pressure was building. Oh God if she popped I wouldn't know what to do with myself.

    No, we were not close in the least.
     
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    CJ there ain't nobody like you, buddy. Nobody.

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    #71 hooker, Aug 18, 2011
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    That's awesome.
     
    #72 TX., Aug 18, 2011
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    You might want to cut back on the quaaludes there buddy.
     
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    If you could get Jennitalia to post in the boobie thread again, you'd get tit and tat in one shot. Just sayin'

    [crickets]
     
    #74 Rush-O-Matic, Aug 18, 2011
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    I wasn't aware such a thread existed until just now. AWESOME. Some of y'all look exactly how I imagined ("awkward").
     
    #75 Sammerton, Aug 18, 2011
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    I had a fat aunt die too a few months ago. She didn't spring a leak or anything, but when they found her body her cat had been eating her face. So there's that. Also, she named her cat "Sterling Nesbitt," and she said he was must have been a jazz singer in past life for some arbitrary reason.
     
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    This is what happens when you open the drunk thread a day early.

    A new poll for the audience:

    Which is the hotter "naughty place to fuck" site?
    A) Public park;
    B) Church;
    C) Library; or
    D) Mom and Dad's bed (alternatively, Grandma and Grandpa's bed, you sickos)
     
    #78 Angel_1756, Aug 18, 2011
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    E.) The bed where my aunt croaked and her cat ate her face off.

    Any more questions, pissy pants?
     
    #79 Juice, Aug 18, 2011
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    You're a very special boy.
     
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