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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. PIMPTRESS

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    I am whipped. After hitting the weights, I had an intense yoga session with Mr. P and the crotch droppings. Flexible little bastards, it is damn fun teaching them something so healthy.

    Mr. P had botox injected into his leg a few weeks ago to help relax some of his muscles. They stuck a three inch needle into the bottom of his foot. The thought makes me want to curl up in a fetal position.

    It finally looks like it is working though! His foot and calf aren't clenched as much and he was able to do more standing poses than usual...I am so happy that something is helping.

    I am still sober, this is almost weird. I feel better than usual and my scale seems less offensive.

    Time to smoke a bowl...

     
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  2. Sammerton

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    Woke up on the couch this morning, hungover. Shuffled down the hall to pee in the guest bathroom, as opposed to off the back porch like I normally do. Apparently my friend decided to grunt out a batch of ass soup before stumbling out of my house this morning in a drunken haze, as there was a giant stinking mass of diarrhea in the bowl when I opened the lid. The smell hit me like a haymaker, and I immediately started throwing up all over the toilet and surrounding area.

    Pretty fantastic way to start your Saturday.
     
    #782 Sammerton, Aug 21, 2011
  3. Popped Cherries

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    Quite possibly.

    Someone post some brutal fucking porn, I need some alone time...
     
    #783 Popped Cherries, Aug 21, 2011
  4. dixiebandit69

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    Yeah, when the mods decide to start the drunk thread on any random day, it gets this long.

    You know what else is long, not to mention firm?

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    #784 dixiebandit69, Aug 21, 2011
  5. zyron

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    I went to go use a bowl I haven't touched in a couple months and found a bunch of hash I forgot about. Well that was a very happy surprise.
     
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    I love those surprises..


     
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    Heh heh heh. He's got bigger titties than she does.

    But...

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  8. dixiebandit69

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    "Marijuana effects the memory."
     
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    What the fuck shit? I have 20 pages to read?

    There's a drunk, somber lumberjack passed out on my couch and I have to come back to this shit? I need to sneak into the kitchen for more rum.

    RUM.
     
    #789 CharlesJohnson, Aug 21, 2011
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    Oh my fucking god, I think I just found my new favorite website.

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    Especially the first one. It's like when a girl surprises you by showing that she isn't wearing anything under her skirt.
     
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    I'm sitting here yawning, head dipping down, eyes barely able to open. I'm about to go to bed where, if the last few hours and last week are anything to go by, I will lie tossing restlessly, as the clock ticks away minutes of sleep I need so I can function for work. On a Sunday. Oh, and for the last week, midnight is interpreted by my sex drive as "time to ramp it up so high the poor bastard can't sleep on his stomach unless he wants to go spend half an hour browsing xvideos for porn that doesn't require application of eye bleach".

    My problem is either physiological, or related to lack of alcohol. I'm betting on the latter.

    Oh, and since shimmered seems to be feeling self-conscious....I'm ten pages and as many minutes late, but you do realize there are women half your age who would give their fertility/sight/spleen to look like you? Yeah? Ok, just making sure.

    Also, Sammerton....holy shit that is wrong.
     
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    Scraggily fishing net pubes? Dot net. Seriously, that shit looks rank. I swear I can taste it.

    I need another beer goddammit.

    So what's everyone wearing tonight?
     
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    Whoa whoa whoa, what goes on here tonight.


    And, um, a The Island Fish Company t-shirt and gray athletic pants. Beat that CJ.
     
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    I'd love to see him try and explain himself out of that one the next morning.
    There's an old internet saying "pics or it didn't happen" . Good thing someone brought the that night.


    We've got our annual bitch and a bottle freshman initiation party this week for preseason. If 6/9 of the girls throw up i'll consider it a success and if 5/5 guy's don't get shitfaced out of their mind I'll consider it a failure. Not gonna lie, it's not looking too good this year, they seem like a bunch of sissy prudes. They usually come around, but It's going to take a lot more work than last year. wish me luck.
     
    #795 InspektorGadget, Aug 21, 2011
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    I couldn't sleep and went down the Facebook rabbit hole of stumbling across all these profiles of people I went to high school with and haven't thought of since. Discovered that someone I NEVER EVER would've guessed this happening with is now attending FIT and is totally a slice of gay beefcake. Like, he is ripped, has awesome hair, and I found him when I was looking at someone else's wall which he wrote on to complain about losing a Gucci sandal in the ocean. I am so mad I can only see 14 of his photos. Stupid privacy.
     
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    Every time i see StayFrosty's avatar i think "where the fuck is toytoy88?"


    In other news got done with that 60hr shift at work and went and helped one of the cops from my town move a hot tube he bought on craigslist. Not exactly the most awesome thing to do after working that long but gotta get outta speeding tickets somehow, plus free booze and pizza. Best thing about driving around with a bunch of cops, road sodas are permitted for the passengers (not the driver). Now at home and enjoying some Sailor Jerry rum, screw all you bastards that can get away with smoking pot...
     
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    Just my pajamas: a 3-piece sequined suit and platform shoes filled with goldfish.
     
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    And now my gay friend is FB chatting me asking if we can make out the next time I visit Boston.

    I AM HAVING A WILD SATURDAY NIGHT.
     
    #799 audreymonroe, Aug 21, 2011
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    For all your late night, one night schtoomping needs
     
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