Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

I want to give this post every one dollar bill that I own.

 

So it appears that tonight is the night to post images that you may regret in the morning. I have nothing compromising enough on my computer and am certainly not going to change out of my jammies for a photo op. A day late and a dollar short just like always.

 

Man, solo drunkenness gives me quite the munchies. I just polished off a bowl of beef ramen noodles with chicken tenders thrown in. That shit was delicious. FUCK EATING CLEAN. Seriously, fuck that nonsense. I'm tired of egg whites.

Also, apparently a friend snapped a photo of me pretending to be a stripper a couple of weeks ago and never told me. She just showed it to me now. Vodka, you really are bad for me.

 

Jammies can be hot too. A woman in boy shorts = delicious.

 

Okay, by negatively criticizing my choice in porn, you asked for it.

But first listen to the intro to this song (the song is actually called "Big God," by the way. The intro is called "freedom of choice." The album/single was called "Let it Ride.").
Just listen to the first 40 seconds before you open the pictures below (Because we all know you're going to do it), and then listen to the rest of it while you take in the images.
"Safer, warmer place to sleep" indeed!

NSFW

NSFW

YOU HAD A CHOICE!

 

This thread has too much pubic hair in it. Shit is fucking gross.

I like a landing strip as much as the next guy. Little hair down there to show you're messing around with an adult and not reliving some summer camp bullshit. But a bush?!?! yeah fucking right. That shit is for mexicans.

 

This is why shimmered gets all the one dollar bills and you get none. NONE I SAY.

 

Dude, I mean, I like and appreciate a nicely groomed fun area. That looks like a brillo pad.

 

Dixie, are you trolling us or are you really just that white trash?

 

Dixie used to fuck guys like you in prison.

 

Hey pal, I married (and later divorced) a Mexican woman! Over half of the women I've ever dated/messed with were latinas.
Did you read the link I posted earlier?
Of course you didn't, you were too busy dancing with a tranny.

This idea that all women must be completely shaved at all times has got to go. That idea smacks of Madison Avenue propaganda (and it's a bunch of homos pushing it).

 

Because I can't realistically expect anyone to trudge through 50+ pages of text and pictures (even though most of the pictures are of the naughty variety), here is the link to Jim Goad's treatise on female pubic hair.

DISCLAIMER: I agree with some of his ideas, not all of them.

I always vote for Bush.

 

Oh CJ, I've never been in prison. There's a difference between prison and jail. Spread the word.
And I don't look like that anymore.

 

You're so funny that, if you were a girl, I'd buy you chocolate and ask you what you're wearing.

 

I love this place but it makes me sad that the closest meet-up is 9 hours away. No one wants to come to the southeast.

What in the hell possessed me to buy Natural Light? I used to drink it in college when I was poor but now this stuff barely seems like beer. I can't even say it tastes bad because that would require it to have any taste at all.

Does anyone else here play in a band? Can you tell me why the hell singers are so crazy? I played two shows this weekend and I can't even process all the shit that happened.

So many questions.

 

So I leave with a few guys to go to a casino and in one 6 hour period here's what happened.

-I put $3 into a machine and win $60
-I find my friends, gloat about my fortune, when a girl hears this, says I should buy her a drink.
-I buy her a drink, her father comes over, says (in an awesome southern accent, obviously) "you can't handle my baby girl, look at that ass." He proceeds to grab his daughter's ass.
-The father then talks about how his niece is "hot as fuck with huge titties" but her husband "is a huge cock, with a small dick."
-The niece is sitting behind him and listening the whole time, doesn't seem angry or to care at all.
-Possible incestuous dad buys my friends and I $87 dollars worth of Crown Royal drinks, takes off his button down, and says "I can show my titties to get a discount too!"
-Father, daughter and neice are asked to leave, dad throws $40 on the table and tells us to "get fucked up, I'm taking my daughter home."
-We leave and go to a club where a band is playing country music, where I for the first time learn to line dance and 2 step with with a 57 year old (or 57 years young as she says) native American woman, who tells me to write her a post card because she doesn't trust "that electronic stuff"
-Friend dances with a 300+ pound woman with no front teeth, we take several pictures.
-We finally decide that tonight is nothing to be topped, so we head home.
-On the way home (sober) friend hits a deer with his car, decides that he needs to field dress it and put it in the bed of his truck, which he does on the side of the highway.

I've never seen more random and crazy shit in my life, might be tame for some but, shit. I need to sleep.

 

Dixie, you are more passionate about bush than anyone I've ever seen.

 

Being sober is overrated.

 

The Mexican chick that is my best friend in this area has loudly proclaimed that she is anti pubic hair. I can vouch for the fact that she's all cleaned up.

The last chick I had sex with (broke my slump a couple days ago) was unshaven, and it almost made me gag. Fuck a bush.

 

No shit. I was making myself breakfast and opened the fridge and saw beer. "Hey, that's a great idea!" I thought. Then I remembered it wasn't even 9:00 on Sunday and I might want to be productive at some point today.