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Anarchy in the Tib!!! - The "down with authority" WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 18, 2011.

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  1. ghettoastronaut

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    Don't worry, I'll bring enough hot iron for the two of us, if you know what I mean.
     
  2. hooker

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    Sweet, I was hoping someone would meet me early at the hotel and iron my shirt.
     
  3. ghettoastronaut

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    I'm one of the few men in the world who know how to properly iron and starch a shirt. The rest of you might be a mess at the end of the night but I assure you, your shirt will not.
     
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    All of that is normal boring stuff. Don't you want to see people who shoot off their penis or fly off their motorcycles at 85mph?
     
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    Does that mean you really are volunteering to iron my shirt?
     
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    As long as you're volunteering to be shirtless in the process, then why not?
     
  7. Revengeofthenerds

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    I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly...
     
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    Now, I am only drinking lowly Jack Daniels, but it is on the clock. I do love working from home.
     
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    Man, I planned on at least waiting until you bought me a drink.
     
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    the hell? I thought she already volunteered to be shirtless the whole time. That's it, I'm not coming.
     
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    Fixed.
     
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    Gentlemen Jack and Crown Black are both worth it, in my opinion. But I still drink regular JD on the rocks as well. Just tastes better that way.

    And as far as vodka goes, I just purchased a handle of Enchanted Rock.

    It's surprisingly DAMN good, and only about a buck more than Titos. Both are Texan vodkas, and they are pretty similar. In my opinion ER is a tad more spicy than sweet (I prefer sweeter vodkas, but they don't mix as well), though overall it's just really smooth. Apparently it is filtered using native limestone rock and water from a local aquifer (it's namesake, Enchanted Rock, is also a Texas attraction). ER doesn't have that typical vodka "bite" on the back end, and the mouthfeel is surprisingly light, even for a vodka. I've only tried it neat and on the rocks thus far, but I imagine it mixes great. My wife is doing Mexican food tonight so I'm thinking an Enchanted Rock jalapeno martini is in the cards.
     
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    People still starch their shirts? Look, I know how to iron a shirt, but I'm not gay.
     
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    I said I'd probably flash my tits for cheap beer, not that I'd stay shirtless the entire night!
     
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    If you stay topless, I'll stay topless. We can have a contest to see who gets more drinks.
     
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    Guess where my money would be?

    Not you!
     
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    Based on this statement, I may have to change my RSVP.
     
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    I'm going to guess you'd win.
     
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    My money is on you.
     
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    Son, you better check yourself before I come over there and starch my foot up your ass.
     
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