When I get angry I usually try to get as far away from people as I can. Going out for a run is probably my favorite method of burning off steam. Sometimes I"ll get in my car and drive around aimlessly for a while and listen to music.
Gentlemen, I give you the complete list of words exclaimed in rage by Captain Haddock: http://www.tintinologist.org/guides/lists/curses.html Also sometimes I paint a maple leaf on my face in red, green, and yellow stripes, put on my 'angry' thong, cover myself in maple syrup, and destroy tiny cities I've created out of lego. That'll show those damn DMV employees.
I feel like the only times I ever get truly angry are while driving. Road rage like a motherfucker. And generally, i just tense up enough that I'm scared I might bend my steering wheel in half one day.
Hmmm...I don't know who posted this message under my username. Probably one of the board admins having a laugh. I haven't posted since May of 2011, but saw some notifications in one of my e-mail inboxes about replies to a post I had (supposedly) made. Edit- Apparently, there were quite a few other posts made in recent days, too. All funny in their own ways (except for the obnoxious gif), but I'm surprised people thought it was me. When have I ever written posts consisting of a few simple words as opposed to multiple verbose paragraphs?
I'm always angry about something, it's part of my charm. Besides if you're not angry it means you are probably one of the ignorant cunts giving me the shits. And nothing helps.