I am feeling this 40 of Crown right now. Another joint and I'm in my favourite place. Spoiler Hell to the fuck YEAH, homes!
Oh and my birthday is tomorrow ... why am I on here posting, soberly, when I turn 20 (yeah it's a shitty birthday I know) in two hours. That would have to do with the two midterms I have this week and the need to be functioning tomorrow to study. Fuck it, telling everyone my birthday is on Thursday and celebrating it then.
JEsus. You guys al have hot dates tonight ow what? Where'd you go, Houdini? My neck is still fucking killing me FUCK ME. Smoking one last man-sized j. Anybody in? One for your homies maybe?
Quite the opposite, in fact. My girlfriend worked 12 hours today, and because she moved back in with her parents, I didn't see her tonight. Usually I see her 2 nights per week max. And the nights I do get to see her are so lame I'm pretty sure they could be filmed and put into a PG-13 movie because she's such a narcoleptic. And hell, my job doesn't even let me use drugs. I did just crack beer number 2. And since these are fancy-dancy European cans of beer, I'm on to the second part of my impromptu Maß.
Dude, I'm HIGH AS SHIT. Me and my pothead brother were only able to smoke like half of this blunt and I can't feel my face.
Dude, how can a party bus not be your scene? Party buses are EVERYONE'S scene. You can say "strip clubs" aren't your scene, or just "clubs" aren't your scene, or "opium dens" aren't your scene, but party buses? Someone to drive me and 10 friends around while we get drunk.... Seems like an objectively good scene.
Time for the last joint, then I will come at you LIKE A PINWHEEL OF DEATH. I STRIKE YOU DOWN LIKE COBRA!!!!
I love hearing about my shenanigans from past nights. Today at work, my friend informed that last night I knocked his hot dog right out of his hands. When he asked me why I did it I claimed I was trying to pat him on the back and I missed.
First day of work at 7am this morning, hungover. Time to learn what it means to be a productive member of society again!
Hungover at an Apple Harvest Festival. Girlfriend is pissed I didn't eat the breakfast she made me. The apple fritters I'm waiting in line for are the only thing I want today. Need. Sleep.
Can we get rid of the new slogan? "It's like Aristotle doing a keg stand" sounds like something one of our moms would come up with.
God fucking dammit. The RA found my squirrel. So stupid of me to have not covered Abu's cage. Since when are they doing Sunday room checks?!
How many times did you check to make sure you had the right day, month and year this go around? The fact that you waited until 6:35 PM EST tells me you mulled over this all day.
Had a work farewell last night. It was preceded by a BBQ with other friends, so I turned up three quarters wasted anyway, and instantly became "THAT guy". I don't think it was too much of a disaster though, so it's all good. I'll find out at work in a few hours.