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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by john_b, Feb 13, 2014.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    So when when you give Mila Kunis the eyes of Steve Buscemi, she becomes Blake Lively. Gotcha.
     
    #61 Crown Royal, Feb 14, 2014
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    Deeply satisfied pooper

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    Fixed.
     
    #62 bewildered, Feb 14, 2014
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    Hey Carlos Mencia, stop stealing material...
     
    #63 JWags, Feb 14, 2014
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    I'll read your posts more closely in the future. It seems you are adding content!
     
    #64 bewildered, Feb 14, 2014
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    Also fixed.
     
    #65 ghettoastronaut, Feb 15, 2014
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    Where the hell is Kelly Brook? I don't know, she might actually be somewhere on that list but after I saw Miley Cyrus's pasty ass, I couldn't take it seriously.

    I don't know what Kelly's been in, but holy hell does she have as close to a perfect body as I've ever seen.
     

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  7. Crown Royal

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    I individually nominate all of the female cast members of Banshee.

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    #67 Crown Royal, Feb 15, 2014
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    Ya know, after the TMMB went away, I came here still quite a bit. God this board is nothing what that one was.

    Back in the day, Tucker and Rex would have torn this girl's pic to pieces, Bunny would have joined in, somebody would have found her real name and phone number, and people would make cool ass shit like this:
     

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    Actually I'm pretty sure all that would be eclipsed by them laughing at you for making that stupid picture and calling it "cool ass shit."
     
    #69 JoeCanada, Feb 26, 2014
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    And here I thought the teenager's that worshiped that fellow would be in their mid-20s now.
     
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  11. Crown Royal

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    I guess some people are more emotionally attached to boards of days past. Of course, he was using the same dead hooker jokes back then too.
     
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    The only reason i stick around here is the dream that, one day, Tucker will come back here, and we can turn back the clock to the halcyon days of 2007.

    Well, that and to hear about the teenagers hitting on happyfunball.
     
    #72 Misanthropic, Feb 27, 2014
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    I love Emilia Clarke, I really do. But I'm absolutely obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence and think she should be number 3, and then the next to can fall into place. Everything about Allison Brie is what is right in this world. Damn, I even think Emma Watson should be above Emilia Clarke, but the only reason she's beating all those other chicks is because she's shown her tits. Which isn't fair (the only reason Emily R isn't #1 because the backlash would be she's there ONLY BECAUSE she's shown her tits). Also think Amy Adams is overrated. Way hotter redheads to put there, like Deborah Ann Woll.
     
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    It was one teenager! The other one just helped my daughter pick my underwear up from the yard. You really need to read my posts a little closer. The guy at the swim shop that gave me the discount then refused to give one to my friend was mid-20s at least, so he doesn't count.

    And I was just going to go with a sarcastic, "yeah, that is pretty cool."
     
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    So what you're saying is you're one guy short of being a full-fledged cougar?
     
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    I really thought we were past the man-childs whining about how much "cooler the RMMB is" when Nitwit was banned...I really did...

    It's been over FIVE fucking years people...stop crying and move on....
     
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    And still...none of it would be funny.

    Y'all know who I think just keeps getting better with age? Diane Lane. She's gorgeous.

    And I dare ANY of you to say you wouldn't with Helen Mirren.
     
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    Diane Lane in Unfaithful, Jesus fucking Christ, my then teenage brain couldn't handle her sexiness.
     
    #79 toddamus, Feb 27, 2014
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