The best fast food burger in history was this mother fucking punch you in dick awesome as tits sandwich: Jalapeno double cheddar melt from Wendy's. Its been discontinued but it was the tastiest way to die.
I have not had Carl's Jr., In & Out, Five Guys, Steak & Shake, Spay & Scrape, any of these places you've named. As far as American places I've tried, I didn't like White Castle, Jack in the Box SUUUUUUUCKED, Fudruckers was pretty good as well as the Jack Daniel burgers at whatchamacallit TGIFridays or whatever and I haven't tried the other 17,846 chain franchises you have in southern Michigan alone. There was this pizza buffet place near POrt Huron that kick ass, too. Forget it's name, though. Really ordinary name like Steve's or something.
You can't just leave it there... spill it. Most embarrassing thing I've done was my first welding job. I used to AutoCross (cars racing around pylons in a parking lot), and there is usually a somewhat expensive set of timing gear that times the people. There are boxes sitting across from each other in the stop box, so that when you go across the beam between them, it stops the clock. Well, I was on a super hot lap, and went in sideways, and totally ran over the stop box timers. Not a good way to make friends. I ended up rebuilding the electronics, and also offered to weld up some protective boxes made out of 3/4 inch steel plate that they could sit in. Basically, if you hit them, you'd fuck up the car before you'd squash the electronics. Well, I was new to welding, and my piece of shit wire-fed MIG wasn't the best tool for the job. I fried a chop saw on the plate, and did a piss-poor job free-handing the cut with my oxy cutting torch. Then I totally did a hack job on the welding with the MIG. It worked, but it looked like serious shit. And I'd painted them with a thick god-awful yellow anti-rust paint. So it was bright yellow shit. The guys laughed their asses off when I brought them out. They work, but I'm not proud. And they're still using them.
Has anyone ever tried topping a burger with a single, thick cut onion ring, and then filling that ring with chili? Seems like it would hold he chili in place, making your chili burger much easier to eat. I haven't attempted it though, deep frying is not my forte.
Friend's sister. Hard fail. Hard, hard public fail. Cringe-worthy fail. Laughable, eleven-deep fail. Tomorrow is another day.
I've found the new official TiB non-alcoholic drink: shots of horse semen. http://www.stuff.co.nz/life-style/food-wine/4673865/Horse-semen-shots-on-Wildfoods-menu
Did the friend give you the go ahead? If so he probably realized you were about to partake in a glorious crash and burn.
For the record I was just making an unfunny jews/juice joke. I have no opinion on how to properly drink gin.
Are those the only franchises that are also in Canada, or just what you've tried while over the border? Either way, I think you managed to hit two of the absolute shittiest we have in the US (White Castle, Jack in the Box) outside of Popeye's and McDonald's.
As far as I know, none of them are in Canada. Those are ones I tried in the States. There's just...so MANY of them down there. A new thing in my hometown is gourmet burger restaurants, high prices for some outrageous shit. Check out the Scooby-Doo-esque monstrosity from this restaurant called Relish here in town. It's called the Fat Bastard Burger and like the "Ol' 96er" in The Great Outdoors if you can finish one it's free (this thing is NOT cheap, price I do not know):
A restaurant most famous for an E. coli outbreak. How did they not change their name? I remember this distinctly from middle school academic team: Teacher: One hundred and fifty five degrees Faren- BUZZZZ! Teacher: BL1Y? BL1Y: Jack in the Box Teacher: Correct.
Some people think Twitter is a worthless waste of time, but then I go get drunk, Tweet this: And redeem the fucking internet.
Classes were cancelled until noon tomorrow. This is the first time I've ever had any semblance of a snow day in my 8 semesters at the U. Yeah it snowed like a motherfucker today. Yeah I'm getting into the bourbon tonight. Yeah you fuckers are jealous I can sleep in on a Monday.