I have to make a digital storybook in order to teach high school students about panic disorder. This involves PowerPoint, recording my voice, and copying it to disk. I am technologically retarded. so this will be quite the adventure.
Yesterday I watched a c-section in the morning and traded war stories and funny pictures with a U.S. Marine in the afternoon. It was an intense day. I was able to inform his nurse that his sense of humour and personality were normal, relatively speaking. I wanted to go deliver a card to the woman who was kind enough to let me watch the c-section but when I went by her room at the end of the day the door was closed and the nurses were busy with rounds. Unfortunate. In other news, auto show and a long weekend this weekend. Thank fuck.
I just bought three bottles of booze and 2 boxes of Girl Scout cookies, and the out-of-town girlfriend is arriving tonight (meaning the long weekend will be a nonstop sex marathon). Viva la weekend! Those fuckers stole my money. I preordered the album, and then when I went to claim it today, it claimed my email address wasn't in their system. To the torrents I go!
Crazy thunderstorm right now, saw some of the most intense lightning bolts in my life. There's a bunch of wild turkeys in the field that are gobbling like mad because of it, surprisingly the cows have been silent. I've never been hit by lightning while drinking boxed wine, so I think I'll pour a glass... for safety reasons.
Eyeballs vibrating. Too much caffeine or too little beer? Better go grab a cold one, just to be on the safe side.
It's a shame the Nazis called dibs on the imperial golden eagle statue after the Romans. That shit is tight. And now its ruined forever.
A thousand girls scream as Hitler steps off a plane. Hitler was the first Bieber. Or Bieber is the new Hitler.
Ah. Life is looking good right now. Weathers finally reached above 30 degrees. Getting on my friends mixtape, and recording my first rap song. Getting much better at guitar. Finally fucked the bitch I've been working on for four months. The next night she went to bed with an ugly annoying ass freshman. Talk about a great rebound for her, Funny story kid and as absurd as it seems she's really not a whore. Just emotionally crazy. Finished a bottle of brandy with my friend while listening to country and classic rock. Got paid and I'm about to go see a comedian after some serious pregaming. Awesome. Lastly, I'm going to Toronto in a month for a couple days with three of the craziest people I know. Eh! Side note. Fuck bitches!
Swam with the kids tonight just to wear them out. It didn't work. I do things specifically to wear their energy level down, yet MY energy level always depletes well before theirs. Sneakies, they is. Vodka and Crystal Light, chicken on the grill, weird little lightning storm going on.. and a three day weekend. Hopefully I'll be functional tomorrow morning to study a bit. Any VMWare gurus want to tutor me? On a different note:
"Boys, take your shirts off and bang on these drums really hard. Also, shave, bathe and spray each other with a hose. You there! Put him on your shoulders and run around. You, chuck heavy blocks of wood into a furnace. Get a good sweat going." "Why?" "It's good for Germany." "Oh. OK."
I'm staying out of this thread this weekend. Last weekend the combination of being drunk and being on the internet resulted in spending $140 on a print of Edward Hopper's "Nighthawks" on canvas.
I think my evening wins: - three content dogs lounging at various points around the living room - ribeye steak, done medium rare - homemade sweet potato french fries - homemade caesar salad with lotsa garlic and fresh tomatoes - brownies for dessert And, la piece de resistance...FUBAR II for entertainment. Game, set and match.