Awake? Let's Do This- WDT 2/18/11

I should stay away from here when I drink heavily. I took a goddamn shot of jager yesterday, that was horrible. it was like black licorice-y death going down my throat.

 

Jager is a freaking conundrum. It's awful, but somehow combining it with another disgusting liquor (such as rumplemintz or goldschlager) makes for a pretty decent shot.

 

My buddy likes combining Yager with Sauza white tequila. He calls it a "Hitler Shot". It's wretched.

 

I've heard Jager and rumple called a Screaming Nazi (more fun than Oil Slick, I think); perhaps everything with Jager should get a Nazi themed name?

Jager and non-Redbull energy drink = Blitzkrieg
Jager and Redbull = Luftwaffe
Jager and Goldschlager = Nazi Gold

Edit: Jager and tequila = ODESSA (the organization that helped SS officers flee to South America)

 

Jager and Coke- The "Joy Division"
Jager and Ginger- The "Unessecary Surgery torture"
Jager and Water served in Golden Cup the makes you age- The "I hate Indiana Jones"

 

Too cheap for actual mixed drinks? Try the Messerschmitt.

3 shots back to back with a swallow of Red Bull to chase it.

 

Or the one my friend invented on New Year's Eve when the booze went dry which I later named the "Pitiful Act of Desperation":

Eggnog spiked with mouthwash

I fortunetly was not stupid enough to partake, which means that was one of the people that did not wake up with food poisoning the next day.

Just to let you know, I'm smoking you bitches under the table right now. Still no sophmore post from ChocolateRain yet? Or did everybody Milly him (new term for rep bombing)? I wonder where that undercover troll is hiding.

 

Good afternoon Vodka and last Saturday before the grind begins. Before we have the closing arguments I'd like to submit this evidence for admittance.

NSFW

Wait! I just received some leaked documents, I will submit these also.

NSFW

 

Dogsitting. Like babysitting, this can't possibly be done sober; YOU try dealing with a 5 pound dog that rarely barks and is generally content to nap all day.

Bitch.

 

Hey you people.

I just read this on a blog. Opinions, anybody?:

 

Is the website looking wacky for anyone else?

This is how it looks on my computer, and I'm on a great connection:

 

I've seen that happen on any number of sites, the layout just doesn't load for some reason. It's working fine for me, and I've never seen this problem last for more than a few minutes.

 

I think comparisons to humanities and political science degrees is somewhat degrading for a car company that has been making massive strides in the last few years and makes some of the best-looking cars in the budget / compact segment. But as with cars, you pretty much have to have a university degree these days. I suppose one degree versus another will set you up for more or less success in life (and we know what kinds we're talking about) but by far the rate limiting factor is the driver. By all means, go out and buy a toyota land cruiser. It'll take you places no other vehicle will, but only if you're willing to go there.

 

I read that Google is developing a master's degree that will actually find and work your job for you.

 

Random unprovable assertions based on anectdotes are fun!

 

Something tells me that somebody owns a Hyundai.

 

You mean feminism?

 

I'm definitely on record saying that poli sci and humanities degrees are absolutely worthless, but I don't think it's a good comparison. One reason being Hyundais are cheaper, Humanities degrees cost just as much as technical degrees at the same school.

In a similar vain though, this is a pretty funny article on worth less college majors.

The paragraph on majoring in Latin cracks me up every time. I remember fulfilling my language requirement my last year of school by taking Latin. A bunch of people in my class that semester decided to declare Latin because of the class. I always tried to talk them out of it individually, but they were dead set that majoring in Latin would open a door to a whole world of possibilities. One of them landed a job as a teacher, the rest are un/under employed.

 

Nah, I mean evolutionary psychology.

 

Read the page you linked to, and I had to disagree about philosophy. Sure, it won't help you get a job, but the analytical skills are worthwhile, and you won't get them by just reading at home, you really do need a professor and a classroom engaging in a true Socratic dialogue (and not the bullshit Sardonic Method used at law schools).

Edit: Should add that I majored in philosophy at Bama, and not some airy fairy liberal hippy school.