I would do a MMF if it was a prerequisite for a FFM. As a matter of fact, when I brought up the subject of a FFM with my wife for the first time, she asked, "well, would you do a MMF first?". I said "yes" and she freaked out because she was sure I'd say "no". She did say I can get two high-price hookers and get it out of my system, but to that, I said "no". Just can't do that to her.
My least favorite is getting a blow job standing up. It feels like you're waiting in line for an amusement park ride, but someone happens to be giving you oral. I don't think I've ever had an orgasm that way before. I don't know what you guys are talking about when you say it's difficult to get off for either person when a girl is on top. That's just crazy talk.
I've never been too fond of doggy style. I haven't slept with many guys, but only one managed to get it right. The other guys managed to slam into my cervix, which caused an undue amount of pain. Although, years ago I was watching a porno and a couple were going at it doggy style. The guy pulled the girl up to his chest by her hair and somehow they managed to do this backwards lotus position. To this day, I still can't manage that feat - either the guy slips out or the angle causes bendage. It remains tantalizingly elusive. As for what's off limits, I've always said my limits were kids, animals, and anything involving bodily functions that should be done in the bathroom. And I don't mean a guy jacking off into a toilet or shower sex.
I've done a MMF threesome once when I was 17 with my bestfriend and his girlfriend. I don't exactly know how it started but it wasn't a DP, we just took turns at her mouth and vagina. It didn't weird me that there was another naked dude in the room because I wasn't there to focus on him, I just kept my attention on her. I couldn't do a straight up cock A in vagina cock B in asshole DP though. Just the thought of our balls touching let alone feeling his dick pump across my dick through the layer of skin seperating the ass and vagina would probably make me want to throw up. I'm not a big fan of blowjobs though. To me blowjobs are just foreplay to sex so I've never gotten off from one before. I much perfer well lubed handjobs because that lucky female can get me off harder then I can. When I'm jerking off I sort of slow down or stop when the sensations get too intense where she just carries right through. It's amazing. Hardlimits is anything in my ass, kids, animals or shit. I'd try everything else once or twice.
I've done an MMF threesome and it got weird only on the other guys part because it was unexpected. I was fucking some girl on his couch and she blew him for a bit and then he got weirded out. There are a few lines I will not cross, no gay/bi, no piss, no shit, no animals, and no kids. Everything else I'm game. To me gay means there is sexual touching. If there is no sexual touching and we both focus on the girl, I'm game.
Some of you are such prudes. And what's with all the men out there that won't let any tongue, finger or object within six inches of their ass? Live a little! My hard limits are: no children, no animals, no shit, and no meat hooks. I'd get down with pretty much anything else, provided there was some kind of safe-word or signal I could give to cry uncle, if need be.
You ever make eye contact with another guy at a urinal? How awkward is that? I dont think I could perform glancing over and seeing another dude "on the job". Call me a prude, but I have a strict 1 erect penis per room policy.
Only if I sprout another Johnson. I'm surprised how many of the guys don't like reverse cowgirl and doggy style. But then again, I really like my wife's ass. And she likes mine, and I'm okay with her playing there, as long as nothing gets inserted. I have my prostate checked annually and I can't find anything appealing about that kind of intrusion.
I really don't like missionary. You think it's going to be this passionate, intense thing with eye contact and deep kissing, and you're both synced up. No. Your arms start to get real tired doing push-ups for 30 minutes, you end up staring at each other like assholes, occasionally you get a good blast of dinner in your face, and I don't think many girls are aching to have a full grown man put his weight on top of her. Plus, I have to do all the goddamn work. I know exactly what all this "being on top isn't that great for the girl" crap is. You ladies are not fooling me one bit. Ehhhhh. In theory, yes. A MMF seems awkward because of the power play involved with another guy. I also don't relish the idea of staring right into his eyes during the fingercuffs. If we're doing DP, the gal's head would be an excellent buffer. So, that's cool. Plus my huge balls would probably weird him out; another bonus on my end. It's another thing to have my cock rubbing on another dude's oiled, throbbing shaft. I'd have to be drunk. But a girl completely stuffed is f'n hot. Also, I'll admit it. I'd be open to a chick giving me some ass play. But she has to tell me I'm pretty first. My limit is really drawing blood. Don't bite me that hard, and don't fucking slap me. Even playfully my reflex is to throw a right jab. A sexy right jab, but still. And shit. Shit's just wrong. Most things aren't going to phase me. I like analingus. Earned my redwings with gusto. Handcuffs, crops, gags, clamps, toys. Whatever. I want to buy an anal hook real bad. When we're not using it, we could hang our own prosciutto on it.
I'm with you on the first three but something tells me that with right combination of liquor, lube, and trust you'd give the meat hook a try.
This is like a woman who finds a speculum or ovary examination unpleasant saying she can't possibly imagine why a penis would feel good.
You must be the same type of guy who doesnt make eye contact with other dudes when they are walking. Eye humping a guy is one thing, but looking at who is standing next to you is no big deal. I don't care if there are ten dudes watching me, as long as I'm having sex with the girl I'm good. Hooker as far as ass play is concerned I'm game for that too. I've had two women toss my salad and it was AWESOME. The older one was talking about my sweaty balls smearing her make up with her tongue in my ass. I didn't know that could be so erotic and hilarious at the same time. One of them tried a finger but she had crazy long nails. No go.
I have all the obvious limits: children, scat, nonconsent, people who think Childish Gambino is the first rapper to ever use wordplay and talk about his life in a song, sounding, etc. My one somewhat prudish hard limit is breathplay. It might partially be because I almost drowned once, but I feel really uncomfortable even watching somebody lose oxygen onscreen. I've also heard that it's very difficult to do safely, even if you KNOW what you're doing, and I clearly don't -- it just seems like the kind of thing I'd want to avoid. I'd be put in a very tricky position if that was a partner's primary kink, but I usually get my aversion to it out of the way in the first couple minutes of conversation with any new person.
I've found that it's a lot easier and more comfortable if you begin jerking off before your doctor starts putting his finger in. It took me a while to find a doctor who was comfortable with this, but the one I have now doesn't even charge me. I don't even mind that he's not the medical kind of doctor (or even the other kind, technically), he takes my insurance and is willing to meet me at Hollywood Spa.
^This. There are a lot of otherwise heterosexual men who need to see a dick in their porn; I'm not one of them. There are also men with enough confidence in their heterosexuality that having another naked guy present during sex is a non-issue. Once again, I'm not one of them. I'm not one of the many closeted bisexual men who cringe during, say, the volleyball scene in Top Gun, but even my confidence in my manliness has its limits.