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Bad Boys Bad Boys, whatcha gonna do? Oh...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nettdata, Aug 28, 2014.

  1. scootah

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    watched a female cop here hand out a baton beating like a fat kid beating the candy out of a piniata one time. with the right tools and technique, any suspect is mangabey. and resisting with broken wrists and ankles is way more of a challenge...
     
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    did you film it? i have not seen that episode of alaska state troopers but sounds like it would be a good one, most of the time they are just giving shit to harmlessly drunk eskimos.
     
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    i can't remember the last time i saw a female cop who wasn't carrying a taser. they seem to love using that shit way more than their male counterparts.

    that said, the scariest fucking cop i've ever seen is this old school sergeant in dc who carries a huge ass billy club on a rope instead of an asp. he twirled that thing like a toy, but you could tell it was heavy as shit and had cracked a lot of skulls over its lifespan.
     
  4. Tim

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    are you trying to say i made this up? are you saying if it's not on tv it's not true? good call either way though.

    http://www.adn.com/article/alcohol-abuse-major-killer-across-world-and-alaska-0
     
  5. E. Tuffmen

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    when i worked as a medical transcriptionst from home i worked on an account from alaska regional hospital. in my 17 years of transcribing, it was, hands down, the most interesting account i ever transcribed. lots of alcoholism and drug abuse. even my wife remarks every now and then about that account because of the stories i used to tell her.
     
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    uh you do know the alt. focus here is to discuss the tv show cops, juice was simply pointing out he enjoyed the alaska state troopers show which happens to be very similar to cops, i also enjoy this show. it was not a social commentary on what the troopers do and the horrific effect alcohol and drugs have had on the natives. please enjoy the following clip of troopers dealing with (varying degrees) of drunk eskimos and lets get this thing back on track.
     
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  7. wilder111

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    fun fact; i lived in bethel alaska from 1997-2002. i did 7th grade through high school there. both my parents worked at the regional hospital, servicing an area roughly the size of oregon. the substance abuse levels up there are insane. the er has a "400" league for people with bac's over .399. some of these people get that high off hairspray, listerine, whatever has alcohol in it. the worst i ever heard of was a dude who mixed gasoline and milk, drank it, passed out in front of his fireplace, and then vomited into the fire and burnt his house down.
    the problem stems from ak native's biological response to booze. ive seen dudes who were the nicest people on the face of the planet, who would have 2 drinks, and be willing to punch their own grandmother over looking at them wrong. it's literally dr. jekyll-mr.hyde type shit.

    the worst prank ever puled on me was flying with a state trooper pilot in a bush plane. 20 min after takeoff he turns, and says, "your turn" and lets go of the yolk. i then spent 3 seconds watching the ground approach very rapidly, before he leveled off.
     
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  8. IPUTPENISINBEWILDERD

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    holy shit i thought cops was cancelled.
     
  9. Nettdata

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    only one of the crew.
     
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    a couple of parodies

    these you may have seen:




    this one you probably haven't:
     
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  11. Nettdata

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    this is the best cops parody video, ever, hands down.

     
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    that parody was…well i'll let eddie say it…it was …

     
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