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Ballsack's Wedding

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. Angel_1756

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    The Big Four-Oh

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    Gay. Go with an indigenous midget quartet and bagpipes. They're going to be playing Pachabel's fucking Canon anyway.

    What I really want to know, though, is if FutureWife's "something borrowed" is that old hairbrush?...
     
    #21 Angel_1756, Jan 9, 2012
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    Plus when they feel the need they can turn it horizontally and chop blow all over it.
     
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    I think its pretty classy but I'd opt for a classical guitar player so you get a mellower sound.
     
    #24 xrayvision, Jan 9, 2012
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    Let's talk about a price...
     
    #25 suapyg, Jan 9, 2012
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    Ballsack's wedding: who cares?

    Fin.
     
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    Same here...

    What do the bridesmaids look like?
     
    #27 KillaKam, Jan 9, 2012
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    Honestly, I had this image in my head.

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    And Ballsack would be miming everyone's voice.

    *as priest*
    "And do you Futurewife, take Ballsack, the coolest most handsome man ever, to be your legally wedded husband?"

    *as Futurewife*
    "Yes, I do take him to be my husband, because he is so smart and cool and handsome. And nobody on the internet ever makes fun of him."
     
    #28 bebop007, Jan 9, 2012
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    1. Contact local media and tell them you have a great human interest story: wedding couple decides to open reception to homeless. Make sure TV news crew is coming.

    2. Rent large passenger van and collect members of homeless population and transport to reception.

    3. Watch Ballsack turn homeless away on TV news, become vilified someplace other than internet message boards.
     
    #29 lust4life, Jan 9, 2012
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    I imagine something like this:

     
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    I know, right? Thank god we have plenty of ...um, ...lawyers, with no other discernible skills.

    I feel like it's the least I can do after all she's done for me.
     
    #32 suapyg, Jan 9, 2012
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    And just when you thought weddings couldn't get any gayer...

    Anyway, what kind of cake are you getting ballsack?
     
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    I have a feeling Ballsack's wifey is going to run that wedding with an iron fist. He'll be lucky to pick out his fucking socks.
     
    #35 $100T2, Jan 9, 2012
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    My wife and I had a friend play guitar and one of his musician friends came as well to accompany him with violin. The venue was a small white church that fit about 80 total. Vaulted ceilings. The acoustics were amazing and it made for a beautiful ceremony. They played some nice music of their choosing before the ceremony then a more traditional processional and then, as corny as it was, lead everybody singing The Beatles, All You Need Is Love as we walked out. It was all pretty laid back and low key. The acoustic guitar really was perfect and pulled it all together.
     
    #36 mad5427, Jan 10, 2012
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    Tell me what wifey didn't run their wedding with an iron fist? I'd like to see any bride not declare that this was their wedding and their day. Of course now everyone will jump in declaring that all the husband's had input on their wedding. When it comes to weddings usually the only thing the groom cares about is if there is an open bar or not.

    I want to know who picked the Jamaica location.. Or was it a joint decision? Let's take bets, does Ballsack runaway with a Beach Bunny the night before the wedding?
     
    #37 Devils Advocate, Jan 10, 2012
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    Big mistake, ballsack. You have to have an opinion. It won't matter worth a damn, but if it sounds like you don't care, and you probably don't, you're in trouble. She doesn't really care about your opinion, but she cares a great deal that you have one.

    Nothing in the world will piss a woman off faster than indifference.
     
    #38 Noland, Jan 10, 2012
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    My buddy had a string quartet at his wedding. At first I was a bit skeptical but they were really good. They played some newer music and made for a really good background music without over-powering everything else that was going on. Might be a bit better than just a guitar but of course its your wedding.
     
    #39 Hoosiermess, Jan 10, 2012
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    Never, ever say those words out loud in her presence.
     
    #40 Noland, Jan 10, 2012
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