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Ballsack's Wedding

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Angel_1756, Jan 9, 2012.

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  1. xrayvision

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    Not yet. Wait till it gets closer to the big day. The claws will come out.
     
    #41 xrayvision, Jan 10, 2012
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    A look at things to come:
     
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    Oh she is, it just depends on how hot her radioactive fire spit is.
     
    #43 Parker, Jan 10, 2012
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    Man, you should have been at Dylan's wedding.
     
    #44 Nom Chompsky, Jan 10, 2012
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    Personally, I love seafood but there are people out there that can't eat lobster and quahogs (great choice btw) because they are allergic to shellfish.

    Did the catering dudes not bring this up ?
     
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    I never thought I'd say this, but should we take bets on anaphylactic reactions/deaths at Ballsack's wedding?

    Theres always 1-2 people in every small group that is highly allergic to shellfish, not to mention peanuts and other things. This could be one for the ages.
     
    #46 xrayvision, Jan 10, 2012
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    Apparently this video was staged. The bride should have won an oscar, pretty convincing female mental break down.
     
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    I would like to take this opportunity to formally invite myself to your wedding.
     
    #48 Euphonious, Jan 11, 2012
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    Acoustic guitar is a little bit dated now, don't you think? I recommend something a little bit more contemporary, especially for you:
     
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    How big is the wedding?


    It would be cool to have an Idiot table, the best wedding gifts would obviously come from us.
     
    #50 PIMPTRESS, Jan 12, 2012
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    I'm surprised we haven't chartered a bus trip yet. It could be like a cross-country trip!! (for most of us)
     
    #51 Trickysista, Jan 12, 2012
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    Annnnndddd...now ballsack is starting to actually get worried.
     
    #52 Sam N, Jan 12, 2012
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    TiB Meet-Up: Jamaica Edition?
     
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    That's why you get married on an island.
     
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    Feign attraction and interest for an all inclusive trip to Jamaica? Hell, I have done that for far less in the past. I'm in.
     
    #55 mya, Jan 12, 2012
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    I bolded the special part for you. If that is an accurate account, let her whole statement, including the emphasized part, sink in.

    Hint: You'll be losing a LOT more than your deposit. Say goodbye to 50% of your stuff.


    Guys, what's the over/under on a Ballsack/FutureWife divorce on or before their 5th anniversary?

    Some days I just see things that affirm my belief in staying single permanently. This post has made it one of those days.

    EDIT for the slow: I am not making a statement about anyone else's relationships there, just my own, and, for the purposes of this thread, Ballsack's.
     
    #56 Durbanite, Jan 17, 2012
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    Make sure you get your testicles included in the prenup.
     
    #57 StayFrosty, Jan 17, 2012
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    If you are still into the destination weddings to keep numbers down you could just hold it in Iowa or Nebraska or where ever you are living these days with the scary methheads.
     
    #58 Kubla Kahn, Jan 17, 2012
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    Utah. I'm sure one of the nice Mormon churches there would be happy to host the ceremony.

    I don't know where you live, Sack, but maybe the Carolina coast? Clear water, decent temperatures, and best of all they still fondly remember slavery. I'm sure you could find a fitting, restored plantation house in which to celebrate your Holy Matrimony (catered by black people in era dress).
     
    #59 StayFrosty, Jan 17, 2012
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    I'm still trying to grasp Durbanite having the gall to come in and shit all over Ballsack's relationship, good god.
     
    #60 JWags, Jan 17, 2012
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