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Bitches, man

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Slambrarian, Mar 11, 2010.

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  1. Volo

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    He might be one of those third graders on the 4 year plan.

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    #21 Volo, Mar 12, 2010
  2. Gator

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    Bitches that better have my money.

    Bitches that won't move out da way.
     
    #22 Gator, Mar 12, 2010
  3. Euphonious

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    I once saw a picture of Shegirl's sweet, sweet sweater puppies. They were glorious. I felt like a Mayan gazing up at the constellations: brilliant, mysterious and grandiose. Even knowing the end of the Earth draweth nigh, I took comfort in knowing that perfection had already been achieved and sculpted into the three most beautifulest breasts' thine eyes had laid upon. Merciful Father of the Heavens, I surrender my soul to thee. Take me now so I may live with the image burned deep in the recesses of my soul.

    You may have the power to ban me from these messageboards, but you can never ban the powerful image from my mind. It is the one true piece of irrefutable evidence that God, oh Glorious God, does in fact exist and he loves each and every one of us.
     
    #23 Euphonious, Mar 12, 2010
  4. JDTheHero

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    Butter's Bottom Bitches

    "I know what you are saying."
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    #24 JDTheHero, Mar 12, 2010
  5. shegirl

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    Your nose is growing, you Lying Bitch.
     
    #25 shegirl, Mar 12, 2010
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    God-dayum youza Stuck Up Bitch.
     
    #26 Supertramp, Mar 12, 2010
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    Think yo to good to be postin dem titties bitches

    Fool ass rep me to make up for Daddy's love bitches

    Ghetto pass revoking bitches
     
    #27 toddus, Mar 12, 2010
  8. Euphonious

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    That's not my nose.

    And if you remember correctly, on the old boards you did post a picture of yourself from the neck down wearing a sweater of a certain sports team. And if I want to invent Facts about your chesticles, I believe this is America and I HAVE THE RIGHT TO.

    Just kidding please don't ban me
     
    #28 Euphonious, Mar 12, 2010
  9. shegirl

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    I gave you that one, laid it out there wrapped up all nice and pretty. You're welcome.
    It was a sweatshirt. Sweater. For a football team. As if. Are you gay?
     
    #29 shegirl, Mar 12, 2010
  10. Euphonious

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    Muchas Gracies Dama de los Boobies.

    Yes. I am a lesbian with extra equipment. A Super Lesbian. I see a hot woman and I want to scissor the shit out of her with my penis. It's confusing sometimes.
     
    #30 Euphonious, Mar 12, 2010
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    Ahem: Distractin' us from da Bitches Bitches

    Stay out da bushes Bitches

    Look like they been beaten with a sack a doorknobs Bitches

    "The Bitch set me up!" Bitches
     
    #31 Misanthropic, Mar 12, 2010
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    This sounds like a way better version of Lookin' Boy to me.

    Stank smellin' ass bitches, yellow teeth havin' bitches, dirty doodoo stain in the panty havin' ass bitches!
     
    #32 BigChops, Mar 13, 2010
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    Bitches that be smoking all your weed.
     
    #33 Benzilla, Mar 13, 2010
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    Territorial bitches

    Entitled bitches

    Smart bitches who act dumb, then get all bitchy when you treat them like a dumb bitch bitches

    Boring bitches

    Wanna be, "oh I think my friends and I are from the Hills or Gossip Girl or some shit" bitches
     
    #34 thatone, Mar 13, 2010
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    The Packers sell them. And I doubt he was concerned with what was covering them up.

    Focus:

    Bitches who won't make me a turkey pot pie
     
    #35 john_b, Mar 13, 2010
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    Let's get back to Bitches........

    First off what is number 11??

    I think my wife is a #14 bitch......

    Bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks............

    I love this fuckin list.

    I bet you didn't know this but it was written by Dakota Fanning's little sister.
     
    #36 Mike Ness, Mar 13, 2010
  17. Slambrarian

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    We once read the 4th grade journal of a friend's cousin (she gave it to us to read) and I think she could have written this list in 3rd grade easily. While I didn't even know the word bitch in 3rd grade, she was calling her teacher a motherfucker in 4th - at an inner city public school. While it may not be true in this case, I think it is possible.
     
    #37 Slambrarian, Mar 13, 2010
  18. Creelmania

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    .... Pardon? Is Shegirl secretly that chick from The Fifth Element or something?
     
    #38 Creelmania, Mar 13, 2010
  19. Volo

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    Try Total Recall, ace.

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    #39 Volo, Mar 14, 2010
  20. TPapp

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    Playin me fo' a cot damn fool ass bitches.
     
    #40 TPapp, Mar 14, 2010
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