I voted assman and don't care. I've dated women from the tiniest A cup to double Ds. I must say though one of the hottest things I've ever experienced was having sex with a girlfriend who had pretty large breasts. She was on top and all of a sudden she started licking her nipples and caressing her breasts. It came out of nowhere (we'd been dating for months and she'd never done such a thing before) and it ended that particular session right then and there for me. So I can definitely see the perks to big breasts.
My response was Medium. I normally like the kind that fit into my hand and bounce a lot. But it all depends on what they look like on the girl. If they are droopy, if they are firm, if they are spread apart, if they are perky, etc. If they look right for the girl, and I'm into the girl, then they are awesome. Also, CJ has a pretty solid argument there, too. Women's bodies are works of art in my mind, especially if they keep in shape and take pride in themselves. The type of art could be argued, though, as some masterpieces, some wtf is she thinking, some that looks a little odd but still entrancing.
Attention. You are all closet gays. This is why you like asses and small tits. It is the closet you can get to fucking a small child without feeling weird about it. How the fuck does fake tits have 2 votes? 2! Fake tits are the greatest invention ever. Fuck, they make me support Obama Care if only for the faintest of hopes one day our elected officials will come to their senses and include breast augmentations under socialised medicine.
I couldn't bring myself to pick anything boob related because I'm an ass man, and I have no clue how anybody can be into boobs more than ass. With an ass, you have something to grab and make a definitive statement of "this is MINE" to everybody else around you. How can you do that with boobs? You'd just look like a guy grabbing some titties awkwardly. Not acceptable. Not to mention the fact that bad boobs are so much easier to disguise than a bad ass. Push up bras? Padded bras? Those little plastic bra insert things? Even the type of shirt a girl has on affects all this. You can't actually tell if a girl has a legit awesome rack or is just making the best of a bad situation until you get her shirt off, and seeing floppy tits when you were expecting perfection is the worst. A nice ass is a nice ass in pretty much any clothing. Now, yes, I have seen those retarded booty pop things, so there's that out there, but I have yet to see anybody actually wear one. Obviously, I do like boobs, but there's a hierarchy here. The girl that Rabbit posted has probably the most perfect boobs, and that's about as big as I'd want to go, especially for a girl of that size. I kind of enjoy that B-C range more than anything else.
I'm a tit man myself. Last GF was 5'2", 120lbs and had natural DD's. Yes please. First "real" relationship I was in was with a girl with A cups. No thanks. I'd rather be with a girl that can fill out a tank top, bikini top, my hand etc
Forget size. Nipples are where it's at. Bad nipples can turn a pair of boobs into an eyesore, and nice nipples turn even the smallest of breasts into artisanal lovelies. All told, I learn toward ass from boobs. A nice ass can make up for a small pair of boobs, but a large pair of breasts won't make up for a saggy ass.
As much as I enjoy a nice ass, tits take the cake for me. Medium ones to: Those are fucking perfect. The girl I'm with now has great tits, a solid C and really nice and perky, I love 'em. And well said CharlesJohnson, don't forget that great little curve of skin between the ass and the small of the back. Delicious. What he said about being able to see every little part is true too, I've been with this girl for over 6 months now and I think we've had sex with the lights off only once. She likes to be bent over the bathroom sink so we can see each other in the mirror too. I think she may be a keeper.
I tried to find nice, realistic examples of each...google "small tits" and the attractive pickins are slim, indeed. And NO, I am not posting pics of my own to clarify this. I will say, however, that Benny's logic is flawed - I am not a small boob girl.
No thread about boobs is complete without this: On topic: I'm an ass man. You can bolt on boobs, but great asses have to be natural (yes, I know, they have booty implants, but like massive fake tits, you can tell a fake ass).
Like most guys I like big tits. To be honest though I've mostly dated girls who were in the A-full B cup range, as long as they are perky and the nipples are small I'm happy. On that note...
I like'em all. Because of this, I win every time. You know, except for fake tits. In those cases, everyone loses.
I've always said you can't tittyfuck a B-cup. Once a girl heard me say it, and a few days later we hooked up. While I was tittyfucking her, she says "You can tittyfuck a C-cup." Yes, yes you can.
NSFW Spoiler I feel like making the case for a special variety of titty: the asian titty NSFW Characterized by small overall size but compensated for by tautness, a petite frame, and consistently high nipple quality, the Asian titty is prized for its creepy pedophilic undertones by white men.