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Boobs, boobs, BOOBS (NSFW)

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Dcc001, Jan 6, 2011.

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How d'ya like'em?

  1. Small

    15 vote(s)
    4.8%

  2. Medium

    140 vote(s)
    44.4%

  3. Large

    73 vote(s)
    23.2%

  4. XL

    25 vote(s)
    7.9%

  5. XXL (Fake)

    4 vote(s)
    1.3%

  6. I'm an Ass Man and Don't Care

    39 vote(s)
    12.4%

  7. I Don't Care because I Only Like Women for their Minds

    1 vote(s)
    0.3%

  8. I'm a Woman and I Don't Care

    9 vote(s)
    2.9%

  9. I'm a Woman and You're All Misogynists

    2 vote(s)
    0.6%

  10. CHATER YOU WERE THE BOMB IN PITCH BLACK YO!

    7 vote(s)
    2.2%
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  1. mya

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    Hey there fella :wink:
     
    #61 mya, Jan 9, 2011
  2. RCGT

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    Breasts for everyone! You get some tits! And you! And you!

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    #62 RCGT, Jan 9, 2011
  3. Parker

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    I repped this, but I believe everyone along with myself, would like to know what events led you to buy 5 sets of boobs. What were the women like? What were the conversations that led to you saying "Okay, let's buy you some new tits!" and what happened after they got the new boobs? Did their behavior change? Did they just love them? Any of them regret it? Did any of them just become huge bitches after? I need details. I mean you have 5 separate stories here...

    Also, I apologize if any of you are scared of gingers, Faye Reagan's tits + areolas, nips are absolutely crazy. Her nipples don't get hair, its like her entire areolas get hard. Yes, they're natural.

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    #63 Parker, Jan 9, 2011
  4. mya

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    Come on now, don't make him feel bad about his generousity, he is a giver!

    Plus I am hoping to use a little sweet talk to get me a new set of titties.
     
    #64 mya, Jan 9, 2011
  5. whatisinaname

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    First of all, show up in that nurses outfit and new titties will abound.

    The five "store-bought" boob stories are sad, yet so true. Nevertheless, a new thread called "DumbAssShitIDid" would be required and, thankfully, Chater and Nett won't allow this.
     
    #65 whatisinaname, Jan 9, 2011
  6. Dcc001

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    Well, you know what they say..."Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice...", uh,wait, this saying doesn't go up to five times.
     
    #66 Dcc001, Jan 9, 2011
  7. Gravitas

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    Don't be a hater.

    He is the St. Nick of tits.

    I personally thank you whatsinaname for all that you have done for society. The service you have provided for America is on par with KFC's famous bowl. Never again shall someone ask what will these new boobs do for me, but instead what will these new boobs do for the country.

    God Bless.
     
    #67 Gravitas, Jan 9, 2011
  8. mya

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    I promise I will be nice to you, at least until the surgical incisions heal.
     
    #68 mya, Jan 9, 2011
  9. Puffman

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    I certainly think some before and after pictures would be needed. Feel free to post the before pictures at any time.
     
    #69 Puffman, Jan 9, 2011
  10. JWags

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    I voted for medium. A high B-low C is awesome. My first serious girlfriend was a DD and that was fun, but as good as they were at 19, like other people mentioned, its a declining return, unless you get lucky. My last gf was a 32A and while they weren't terrible, there just wasnt much there. I way prefer a pair that can fill out a bikini, or even a t-shirt. Girl on top is just alot less fun when there is nothing to play with.

    When it comes to the whole ass man vs boob man debate, I definitely side with boobs. Now I greatly respect a great ass, and really like admiring them better clothed, but when it comes down to it, physically I am just attracted to boobs more. Also, a less than stellar ass can be fixed through some quality working out. Small boobs, not so much. Sure you can get implants, but not every girl is down for that. Id much rather persuade my wife/fiancee/gf to do more squats than have to try to persuade her to get some silicone.
     
    #70 JWags, Jan 9, 2011
  11. RCGT

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    IT'S NOT A TOOMAH!
     
    #71 RCGT, Jan 9, 2011
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    Boooooobies.

    I'm not picky. Put them on a clean, healthy, fully grown woman and I'm into them.


    Alright, maybe I am picky then.
     
    #72 Disgustipated, Jan 9, 2011
  13. The Village Idiot

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    Porn Worthy, Bitches

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    Since it appears that you've never actually dated a woman, and oddly enough, I have, let me straighten you out.

    Suggesting plastic surgery that you will pay for versus suggesting your significant other needs to work out more?

    You think suggesting surgery is the harder of the two?

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Enjoy dating!?!?!?!
     
    #73 The Village Idiot, Jan 10, 2011
  14. p00g0blin

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    These are good to me.
     

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    #74 p00g0blin, Jan 11, 2011
  15. 8Track

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    #75 8Track, Jan 11, 2011
  16. ParkerBro

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    I used to consider myself a boob man.

    But then I realize--- I love pretty much all boobies (unless they are so flabby they look like fat-man tits).


    The ass, however, can obviously have several flaws or be fucking amazing.



    Usually if a girl has the variable [not obese] and [nice enough face], the tits and ass variables will take care of themselves.
     
    #76 ParkerBro, Jan 12, 2011
  17. Mantis Toboggan M.D.

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    I voted "medium". I like big tits (as long as they aren't freakishly big), but the body type I prefer--petite with a nice ass--tends to come with small to medium tits, so there you go.

    That said, I've found that, generally speaking, the bigger the tits are, the more sensitive they are; more than a few women with bigger tits (D's or bigger) I've been with could come close to orgasm just from having their nipples sucked on (the last girl I hooked up with, an Indian-Canadian cougar in Montreal with D cups, actually came from this alone), and that's a pretty nice feature. Still, I'm an ass guy first and foremost.
     
    #77 Mantis Toboggan M.D., Jan 13, 2011
  18. ex Animo

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    Tits. I'm all about tits. Spoilered for size (tee-hee).

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    HOWEVER - I can appreciate a nice ass.

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    I just like tittays more.
     
    #78 ex Animo, Jan 13, 2011
  19. Stealth

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    A short time ago , I had a "WTF" moment.

    Just when I thought I knew all there is to know about titts, I found out about this.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropylene_breast_implants" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polypropyl ... t_implants</a>
     
    #79 Stealth, Jan 14, 2011
  20. BL1Y

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    Holy what the fucking hell almighty?

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    I think her nipples are trying to escape!
     
    #80 BL1Y, Jan 16, 2011
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